Maurice Gibb died... and so will I.

[Scanty]

WOW, DOES THIS MEAN YOU ARE ENGAGED?

He has to get a ring. Preferably the one from Jerrek's thread MAN THAT THING IS FUNNY LOLOLOL.

 

[whoreable]

LOLOLOLOL DAMNITT DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT THREAD INTO THIS LOLOLOL

 

[Scanty]

goodnight. Don't let me die LOLOLOL

 

[whoreable]

OK.

 

[Ardsgaine]

This thread was so much fun.....

Is it over now? Is she... ?

 

[PT]

Her lights not on, must be.

 

[Squiggy]

Step aside...I'll check her temperature with my finger...

 

[Ardsgaine]

She looks so natural, doesn't she? If I didn't know better, I'd think she was just sleeping.

 

[PT]

Think we should undress her? You know, to check for vitals and stuff.

 

[Squiggy]

Temp seems OK...and it seemed to have a pulse too....Maybe I should check again...

 

[Squiggy]

I'll stay here and keep a check on her temp in case she needs artificial insemination...You guys go get some burgers......

 

[PT]

I still think we need to remove her clothes, they may be too restrictive to allow natural breathing.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Necropedophilliacs!!

 

[Ardsgaine]

She's dead, Jim... instead of molesting her corpse, you should be writing her eulogy.

 

[Squiggy]

Yeah...good idea...Then my hand won't be so cramped....

 

[PT]

We need pictures too, I'll get my camera.

 

[Squiggy]

Good thing I learned this temperature trick when I was a Marine...Its an old Navy trick for telling the temp of the ocean...You just stick your finger in a wave...

 

[Ardsgaine]

 

[Ardsgaine]

Of all the girls I ever knew... Scanty was one of them.

 

[PT]

Good thing I learned this temperature trick when I was a Marine...Its an old Navy trick for telling the temp of the ocean...You just stick your finger in a wave...

That's a trick in the Navy? That's just a little scary.