Maurice Gibb died... and so will I.

[Gonz]

Temp seems OK...and it seemed to have a pulse too....Maybe I should check again...

AMATEURS! Step back, I've got a built in life checker.

Scanty, honey, moan when this hurts

 

[Professur]

Don't you mean if

 

[Professur]

Necropedophilliacs!!

You stole my word.





You bastard.

 

[dan]

five hours later... guess i best do my part to keep things alive....

 

[Scanty]

Of all the girls I ever knew... Scanty was one of them.

Hello sick bastards. Anyone wanna tell me why I'm naked?

 

[A.B.Normal]

Of all the girls I ever knew... Scanty was one of them.

Hello sick bastards. Anyone wanna tell me why I'm naked?

I don't think words would properly convey why.Here,let me show you.

 

[dan]

Hello sick bastards. Anyone wanna tell me why I'm naked?

i claim no responsibility, being asleep at the time and everything...

but i know it couldn't have been coz it was too hot last night.... brrrrrr!

 

[PT]

Ok, here's the story. Ards thought you were dead. I didn't believe him, so Squiggy checked your temp. Temp was normal, so we figured you were having trouble breathing. We removed your clothes so it would free you to do natural breathing. I'm pretty sure we saved your life. Whatever Gonz did after that I'm sure was in the name of good will.

 

[Scanty]

oh, okay then. For a moment there I thought you were just pervy old men wanting to grope and abuse me under the pretence of saving me from certain death...

 

[AlladinSane]

No that would be me!

 

[Gonz]

oh, okay then. For a moment there I thought you were just pervy old men wanting to grope and abuse me under the pretence of saving me from certain death...

...and the problem is...?

 

[Ardsgaine]

oh, okay then. For a moment there I thought you were just pervy old men wanting to grope and abuse me under the pretence of saving me from certain death...

I've always said how smart you were... I mean are.

Glad to see you're still alive!

 

[Ardsgaine]

Necropedophilliacs!!

You stole my word.





You bastard.

Sorry... it just popped into my head when I saw what they were doing. Who would've thought that I would get a chance to use a word like that so soon after learning.

 

[Professur]

Did you enjoy using it, at least?

 

[AlladinSane]

So Scanty, was it good for you?

 

[whoreable]

YOU GUYS SURE ARE RUDE

 

[PT]

YOU GUYS SURE ARE RUDE

Thank you.

 

[whoreable]

I DIDNT MEAN YOU YOU ARE A PERFECT GENTLEMAN

 

[Shadowfax]

oh, please. at least let me be rude?

 

[whoreable]

FINE THEN DICKWAD.