Meow = bite me

[a13antichrist]

Japanese toymaker Takara looks set to herald a new age of communication between humans and felines with a device which converts a cat's meows into human speech.

 

[Rose]

Why is it that the Simpson's episode in which Homer's brother invents the baby translator comes to mind ... ?

I think I know my cat well enough to pretty well know what she wants when she's crying. Even though the boys say that when I'm not home she makes a noise that sounds eerily like she's saying "roooose" *hehe*

 

[Aunty Em]

I don't need a translater to know when my cat's saying... "gimme the food bitch!", "let me in, it's damn cold/wet/too hot out here!" or "eeeesh! What's with this white, cold stuff?".

 

[Raven]

What's with this white, cold stuff?".

 

[Aunty Em]

snow idea!

 

[Raven]

[random] hmmm cat *drool* [/random]

 

[freako104]

Why is it that the Simpson's episode in which Homer's brother invents the baby translator comes to mind ... ?

I think I know my cat well enough to pretty well know what she wants when she's crying. Even though the boys say that when I'm not home she makes a noise that sounds eerily like she's saying "roooose" *hehe*

i would have thought the one where the dog hears nothing but blah blah

 

[PT]

Where's my food Bitch!

Let me out Bitch!

Let me in Bitch!

Get off my bed Bitch!
^^The only things my cat says.

 

[freako104]

whos she callin bitch tho

 

[PT]

Her person. Me. See, you've probably heard it, dogs are faithful, loyal creatures that live peacefully with humans. Cats just allow you to live there and attend to their needs.

 

[Rose]

Her person. Me. See, you've probably heard it, dogs are faithful, loyal creatures that live peacefully with humans. Cats just allow you to live there and attend to their needs.

Good gonads, you're right! *hehe*


My cat will hardly acknowledge my presence unless she wants food or wants to go outside. Every rare now and again she'll jump in my lap and snuggle a bit, but not often. usually only if I've not paid her any mind in a few days, or again, if she's hungry and wants me to go feed her.

She won't give either of the boys the time of day. She's good at sending them dirty looks, though, I swear it. Must have something to do with them being boys and having gonads. *shrugs*

 

[a13antichrist]

That's precisely why cats kick arse.

 

[freako104]

most cats i knew were loving except a few who hated everyone.

 

[Nixy]

Rose: Chicks have gonads too...I looked it up They can be testies or ovaries

 

[PT]

I have gonads.

 

[Nixy]

[false reassurance]Of course you do PT[/false reassurance]

*sympathetic look*

 

[Rose]

Hrm, I must say then it's not the gonads that puts my cat off. *hehe*

Gonads are useful for both genders? I didn't know this.

 

[PT]

: I do TOO!!!

 

[Rose]

: I do TOO!!!

Of course you do. Gonads are an essential part of PuterTutor. A birdie told me so it has to be true.

 

[Luis G]

@ gonads