My nephew is an idiot

[Nixy]

I could punch him in the stomach. I have made a promise to myself not to do that as much anymore but I could do it once or twice for this good cause...

 

[Nixy]

nah nah nah. I can't take a joke. nah nah nah.

 

[Professur]

Nicole.

 

[Nixy]

John.

 

[Professur]

Little over the top, doncha think?

 

[Nixy]

I was kidding!

 

[PT]

Now, I could give you a name, say of a Senior hottie at his school, then you could call him up saying you were her and wanted to go out next Friday.

 

[Professur]

I know that, and you know that. But some 16 year old, heart just took the short route to the basement. Play nice.

 

[Nixy]

ROFLMAO

that would be amusing!

 

[fury]

I don't like guys younger than I

 

[Professur]

See the hurt you've caused?

* offer's Fury a twinkie.

 

[fury]

Who's Fury?

 

[Professur]

See, Nixy, you've got him so distraught, he doesn't even know himself anymore.

 

[fury]

Twinkie? What's that?

 

[Leslie]

are you serious

you don't know Twinkies?

 

[Professur]

Having his heart crushed has driven him loopy.

 

[Nixy]

Except you fury! I don't like boys who ACT younger than I is what I SHOULD have said!!

 

[Professur]

Too late. The damage to his self esteem is done

 

[Nixy]

OK, WTF, you were here when I went to bed (all like 6 times) and you're here when I get up...

 

[Professur]

I'm keeping an eye on you.