My pussy needs a name, suggestions please!

[Inkara1]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

It's funny how stray animals who keep showing up at your door start to think their name is "go home" after a while.

 

[Spirit]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

Dog.

 

[a13antichrist]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

Horse.

For those that don't know it (that'll be pretty much everybody), there's a very famous cartoon strip in NZ called Footrot Flats.. there's a dog in it called Dog, and a cat called Horse who is stronger than an elephant and beats up pitbulls and wild boar for entertainment..

 

[Cleveland]

I have a cat named "rat" cause the way she sculks around.....


I suggest caling the cat "puppy".....

 

[Sharky]

I love cats.

They taste like chicken.

 

[Arris]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

I find it utterly unbelievable that nobody has suggested the only name that this cat could possibly have.



Spacktard

Or Spacky for short.

I did suggest 'tard!

 

[Aunty Em]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

I did suggest 'tard!

eh, what was that? Turd....

 

[Arris]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

eh, what was that? Turd....

Nope, someone else suggested that
'tard as in Spacktard or retard, or tardbang

 

[Aunty Em]

Re: My new kitty needs a name, suggestions please!

Actually it's a good job this is a mainly american site 'cos making comments about your "pussy" over here could get you into serious trouble...

"My pussy's lonely" for example! :eyebrows:

 

[alex]

You can't talk about your pussy in England?

 

[chcr]

Sure you can, the lady on "Are You Being Served" did it all the time.

 

[a13antichrist]

The world is filled with experts who are, in fact, not. I think you should, instead, have enough self-confidence to trust your own judgement.

Fuckin' A. And everybody can then shut up about me always thinking I'm right.

 

[Aunty Em]

You can't talk about your pussy in England?

... it depends which one you're talking about...

.... one is warm and furry and sits on my lap... the other is warm and furry and is my lap... sort of...

 

[a13antichrist]

.... one is warm and furry and sits on my lap... the other is warm and furry and is my lap... sort of...

Doesn't mean we can't talk about it..

 

[Raven]

Doesn't mean we can't talk about it..

Right ohn brudda!

 

[Inkara1]

the other is warm and furry (emphasis added) and is my lap... sort of...

That's very '70s of you.

 

[Aunty Em]

Au naturelle here dear! Besides shavings itchy, I'm allergic to depillitory creams and waxing hurts like fuck!

 

[a13antichrist]

You know fucking is supposed to feel good, otherwise there wouldn't be much point in doing it..

 

[MuFu]

Fister.

 

[Raven]

what if she doesnt want to be fisted?