New girlfriend to report

Discussion in 'Love & Lifestyles' started by Inkara1, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. Spirit Kissy Goddess Kissy Goddess

    I shared, so I hope he'll share :)
  2. unclehobart Cynic PhD New Member

    I've seen Prof without his shirt. I just couldn't imagine that sweaty, furry, hedgehog body crawling nekkid all over the room with the light scent of cooking oil in the air.

    I would never be able to sleep again with nightmares.

    I tore up the note.

    Sorry.
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  3. A.B.Normal Elf deprecating New Member

    If ever I was to give neg-karma it would be for that image.*handonhip :eek5:
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  4. Nixy Princess Consuela Banana Hammock Elimi-nistrator

    You had a trapeze? Yer kinky!

    How are you gonna explain the funny looking swing thing to the kidlets though?
  5. Uki Chick New Member

    I'd have to ask. Not sure he would share, which is fine with me too. He's an old fashioned kind of guy.
  6. Professur I'm just a fungii. Well-Known Member

    Inky!!! Updates.
  7. Inkara1 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Well-Known Member

    Mostly status quo... although we're looking to wait a few years to move to Colorado now. She realized how far from both of our families it is... and if we were to start a family, it would make it hard for the new grandmas to visit. There's a job opening for a sports reporter at the Visalia Times-Delta, which is a daily.

    She lives with me now but goes back and forth between here and Visalia a lot.
  8. A.B.Normal Elf deprecating New Member

    :eek6:


    RUN
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  9. BB BB New Member

    ... and the kinky trapeze stuff, Prof?

    you a sports reporter Inky?

    what, for print, web, radio or TV? (or mixture thereof?)

    (sounds like a plum job anyway :) )
  10. Altron LIKE A BOSS!!!!! Well-Known Member

    Give it a few years for any problems to surface before you ditch the rubber. Once you do, it's an eighteen year committment, minimum.
  11. Luis G Natural disaster <i><b>Problemator</b></i>

    I like to think that once you say "I do" it's a lifetime commitment. But I get what you mean.
  12. Altron LIKE A BOSS!!!!! Well-Known Member

    Yeah, it should be. But how do you know enough about someone after six weeks to make that kind of commitment? You don't. If I recall correctly, the advice was to wait a bit before marrying her. He jumped right into that. Hopefully he won't jump right into kids too soon.
  13. simplyred New Member

    Okay, so I'm playing catch-up....

    Congrats Inky!

    Unc, I hate you for that mental image...
    Prof, you just bought me 3 more years on the couch...
    And if I would have known there was an orgy, I would've made the damn BBQ!

    :D
  14. Inkara1 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Well-Known Member

    I cover sports for a twice-weekly local newspaper. It's mostly high school sports I cover.
  15. Gonz Founding Member and Vast molṑn labé

    Life. Every major event in the childs life will be shared. Forever.
  16. Nixy Princess Consuela Banana Hammock Elimi-nistrator

    You're a wise man
  17. Gonz Founding Member and Vast molṑn labé

    [Elvis]Thank you, thank you very much[/Elvis]
  18. Inkara1 To err is human. To arr is pirate. Well-Known Member

    I guess I should bump this thread to mention the "she moved out and left a nasty letter" news that I mentioned in the shoutbox.
  19. Altron LIKE A BOSS!!!!! Well-Known Member

    ouch. what did the letter say?

    you're better off without that loser anyway. she wasn't even hot. don't lower your standards for her.
  20. chcr We're dancing for once! Too cute for words

    Yeah, come on. We want the dirty details. :devious:

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