Smell my finger...
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MrBishop
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OK...a friend (female) of MrsBish's came over to our house for supper and a movie. I bought some chicken from a local establishment and brought home a whole chicken w/fries etc...I took both of the legs for myself..being a hungry boy...and left the rest for them. My wife's friend looks down on what's left over, looks up at me and says ...
"Do we both have breasts?"
Why...yes, now that you mentioned it...
"Do we both have breasts?"
Why...yes, now that you mentioned it...
IDLEchild
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Car breaks down and is smoking....passing driver stops, comes over..."so it broke down huh?"
"No offense intended" (no, what else then do you think they will take it as you douche bag?)
"Can I borrow a sheet of paper?"
"I don't believe in god and religion but I am spiritual"
"No offense intended" (no, what else then do you think they will take it as you douche bag?)
"Can I borrow a sheet of paper?"
"I don't believe in god and religion but I am spiritual"
BlurOfSerenity
New Member
when asked,
"can i axe you a queshun??"
i usually at least think of replying with one of the following:
"no, but you may ask me a question"
or
"can i axe you into little pieces?!"
"can i axe you a queshun??"
i usually at least think of replying with one of the following:
"no, but you may ask me a question"
or
"can i axe you into little pieces?!"
BlurOfSerenity
New Member
i still remember the first time i heard someone ask me if they could "axe me a queshun"...
i was in daycare, at like age five... and i seriously had no idea what the person had said. i had never heard the phrase, and therefore was not at all familiar with it or its meaning.
i was raised more or less on correct pronounceation!!
i was in daycare, at like age five... and i seriously had no idea what the person had said. i had never heard the phrase, and therefore was not at all familiar with it or its meaning.
i was raised more or less on correct pronounceation!!
catocom
Well-Known Member
My nephews, and niece always asking...
"Guess what?" for which I started a long time ago
replying "chicken squat". They've come to expect it now, but
slip every once in a while in which they get the same answer.
The one word question that never ends....
"Why?"
When your "watching" a movie with someone, and they say
"Did you see that?"
I'm starting in the door at Wal-Mart with a cigarette, getting ready
to snuff it, and a guy standing outside there with a cigarette in his
mouth says, "Do you have a light?"
I get calls periodically when someone asks for a person in our house,
and doesn't pronounce the name right. People should at least try
to really figure out a persons name when calling for them specifically.
"Guess what?" for which I started a long time ago
replying "chicken squat". They've come to expect it now, but
slip every once in a while in which they get the same answer.
The one word question that never ends....
"Why?"
When your "watching" a movie with someone, and they say
"Did you see that?"
I'm starting in the door at Wal-Mart with a cigarette, getting ready
to snuff it, and a guy standing outside there with a cigarette in his
mouth says, "Do you have a light?"
I get calls periodically when someone asks for a person in our house,
and doesn't pronounce the name right. People should at least try
to really figure out a persons name when calling for them specifically.
tonksy
New Member
how weird...i say "chicken butt"...that's just a strange coinkydink.catocom said:My nephews, and niece always asking...
"Guess what?" for which I started a long time ago
replying "chicken squat". They've come to expect it now, but
slip every once in a while in which they get the same answer.
Ms Ann Thrope
New Member
y'know Camelyn, I think it might be a Southern thing... I've never heard either phrase here in the North.Camelyn said:Americans are weird