So girls....

[unclehobart]

my point is that they dont allow conjugal visits... life would be pointless.

 

[Spirit]

Just send the toys then

 

[Vortex]

*unclehobart breaks his own knees to accomodate the moment

I'll call the paramedic...

 

[unclehobart]

no no... moment first... then paramedic.

 

[unclehobart]

Just send the toys then

I see ... its all about the toy chest and not the man behind it... *collapses into a sobbing heap*

 

[Vortex]

no no... moment first... then paramedic.

Unc, your knee bone is starting to slip out the side of your leg.. I'm calling the paramedic.

Besides, in the state that you're in, what are you going to go, crawl after me to stop me??

 

[unclehobart]

thats no knee bone.. that just means I like you.

 

[Vortex]

/me rolls around on the floor in hysterics

But... *giggle* ... but ... *cackle* ...

/me takes a deep breath to calm herself

It's so small!!

*burst into laughter*

 

[unclehobart]

well... It may not be big ...but at least im fast.

 

[Vortex]

Um, Unc, that isn't something to boast about

 

[unclehobart]

I know... but it always drew good laughs when I told it at work.

It was always something like: 'As far as sex goes... I may not be any good.. but as least im fast'

that always drew stunned looks and belly laughs from the room.

 

[Vortex]

I could just imagine that!

 

[fury]

I am definitely watching this thread.

 

[Altron]

Going down on someone?

lol another unclehobart vortex sex thread
/me subscribes and makes popcorn