Some people need a good beating.

[BlurOfSerenity]

i went to school with a dick greene

markjs, we had a case in the courthouse i worked in involving a child whose first name was shithead.. shith-eed, like in your story.
i used to have a friend who said he knew a set of twins named Orangejello and Lemonjello... "o-RAHNJ-ih-low" and "lih-MON-jih-low.

undeadexploder saw a lady working at a diner whose name wa Nyquilla.

 

[Inkara1]

Recently in the paper I work for, we had an obituary for a Mitzi Sackrider. Her husband's name was, of course, Harry Sackrider.

My dad worked with a lady anmed Anita Shower. She had a side job as "Miss Etiquette," going around to local schools to teach kids etiquette.

 

[Gato_Solo]

In my freshman year at Oberlin, my Dorm manager was named Crystal Ball...I shit you not...

 

[POStech]

I've meet someone named Anita Ho(say it fast).

If pleople name thier kids Jesus how about naming your God. He could answer the phone "Hi God speaking"

 

[paul_valaru]

I knew a michael hunt

good old mike

 

[tonksy]

Dick Trickle always cracks me up. WTH were his folks thinking?

 

[Luis G]

'@' would find it hard to have an email account with that name.

 

[Nixy]

In school there was this girl named Tulip Morrow, and of course she want by Tu which made her Tumorrow.

Ignoring the last name...I find it stupid that she went by the name "Tu" even without the last name.

 

[Gonz]

Dick Trickle always cracks me up. WTH were his folks thinking?

I'd assume his folks didn't think of Dick as a humorous name. Does anyone know when that term became a preferred slang term?

 

[Nixy]

I'd assume his folks didn't think of Dick as a humorous name. Does anyone know when that term became a preferred slang term?

They may have actually named him Richard too

 

[Gonz]

I'm sure they did. I'm relatively sure they also knew the nickname of Richard.

 

[Nixy]

Maybe they never meant him to have a nickname...my mom HATES nicknames and if she had her way noone would ever call me Nicky

 

[OldHippie]

My other favorite Race Car driver other than Dick Trickle is Beaver Dragon. And our mailman when when I was a kid was Jack Knauf.