The rulings have only begun

[Gonz]

Yo mama is so fat that she has mo' chins than the Beijing phone book

 

[paul_valaru]

[pimp]hey, bitch, ho, don't make me have to slap you skanks[pimp/]

 

[paul_valaru]

Yo mama is so fat that she has mo' chins than the Beijing phone book

that was politacally un-correct!!!!


I loved it

 

[Gonz]

4 minorities in one...a new record

edit-make that 3

Anybody know any good white jokes...most of 'em are stupid at best.

 

[PT]

Yo Gonz, you so far right, you had the left turn signals removed from your truck.

 

[Gonz]

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

 

[freako104]

4 minorities in one...a new record

edit-make that 3

Anybody know any good white jokes...most of 'em are stupid at best.

they come out as cracker jokes with me and my friends

 

[Inkara1]

Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

 

[PT]

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes out to eat, she gets an estimate.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water.

Yo Momma's so fat, all the restuarants in town have a sign that says, 240 Occupants, or Yo Momma.

 

[paul_valaru]

yo momma is like a bowling ball, you finger her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back for more.

yo momma is like butter, she spreads for bread

yo momma is like mcdonalds, over 6 billion served

yo momma is like a hockey goalie, changes pads every 3 periods

 

[Squiggy]

too funny pauly...

 

[Inkara1]

Yo momma's like a TV, a two-year-old can turn her on!

Yo momma's like Denny's, open 24 hours!

Yo momma's like the railroad, she gets laid nationwide!

Yo momma's so dirty, she had to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs were going bungee jumping!

 

[paul_valaru]

yo momma is like a basketball, you slam heer, jam her, and pass her all around

yo momma is like a relvolving door, everyone gets a turn

tell yo momma to stop changing lipstick colours, my dick is starting to look like a rainbow

 

[freako104]

yo mommas like a submarine, she needs seamen to operate

 

[chcr]

For fifty cents more, I could've been your father.

 

[paul_valaru]

the best part of you ran down your fathers leg.

you are the posterchild for abortion