The Russian Army..doing something useful

[paul_valaru]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load.
"The situation hasn't developed according to our ideal scenario," the deputy head of the Cherlaksky region, told the agency. Temperatures were around minus 27 degrees Celsius (minus 17 degrees Fahrenheit) in the region, near the Siberian city of Omsk and around 1,400 miles from Moscow.

A week-long effort to cut a 100 yard corridor to the river bank to pull the truck to dry land failed when the vehicle was swept away from the rescue site, Tass said.

But it said the soldiers were confident it would take them just a day to retrieve the beer.

Now that is what the army is for, 1 day to save it, 3 days to drink it

 

[Professur]

source? Was it good beer?

 

[paul_valaru]

source? Was it good beer?

don't know if it was good, but I'm betting it was cold

source was excite news

lost the link already

 

[Oz]

*Comrade Oz dons his wetsuit and aqualung*

Oz
The Descending

 

[Professur]

And there you have it, Ladies. If you want Oz to go down, you have to put some beer at the bottom.

 

[tonksy]

i've always thought they should make beer flavored douche.

 

[paul_valaru]

i've always thought they should make beer flavored douche.

that is SO wrong

now, margurita flavoured douche.....

not that beer is bad, jsut when I go down, i don't want to taste anything made with yeast

 

[AlphaTroll]

Ye know - guys could be better falvoured too.... perhaps Jack flavoured johns would go down just that little better with most girls. I reckon ye should have knobs attached that could be adjusted for the desired flavour.

 

[tonksy]

now, margurita flavoured douche.....

not that beer is bad, jsut when I go down, i don't want to taste anything made with yeast

 

[paul_valaru]

Ye know - guys could be better falvoured too.... perhaps Jack flavoured johns would go down just that little better with most girls. I reckon ye should have knobs attached that could be adjusted for the desired flavour.

pinapple juice

 

[AlphaTroll]

What? You mean that's the flavour you'd want or that's the flavour you are?

 

[Professur]

I supply dip with mine.

 

[Oz]

And there you have it, Ladies. If you want Oz to go down, you have to put some beer at the bottom.

*nods* Very sensible suggestion............

 

[paul_valaru]

What? You mean that's the flavour you'd want or that's the flavour you are?

saying if I guy drinks a lot of it, it changes the flavour

 

[AlphaTroll]

Ah, OK.....so you reckon I should feed my next boyfriend plenty of strawberry milkshake?

 

[paul_valaru]

Ah, OK.....so you reckon I should feed my next boyfriend plenty of strawberry milkshake?

hell no

milk makes it taste worst

 

[AlphaTroll]

Pauly, dare I ask how you'd know that?

 

[paul_valaru]

Pauly, dare I ask how you'd know that?

well my mother in law is a hairdresser, so when nat gets her hair done we go there, sometimes her dad isn't home, and nothing is on tv.....


then I pick up cosmo, and read

and read

and read

It's sad but I know way to much about the whole feminine process.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Don't believe everything you read in Cosmo - it's easily the biggest nonsense you are bound to ever read to be honest. It amazes me though that they'd have an article about this subject...what on earth do you tell people when you're doing your research "Hey, what do you do to make your man taste better?"

 

[PT]

I've always heard that Orange Juice makes a big impact as well, the wife won't comment.