The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[outside looking in]

The Russian army

 

[ris]

ran out of chocomochareastero after

 

[outside looking in]

they slept with all of

 

[Q]

Gilbert's goat.

 

[ris]

claire sat up, switched on the radio

 

[MuFu]

*crrrrrrrrrrr...ssssshhhhh...."gale force 8, strong to med"....sshh...crrr...."A wondering minstral"...shhh..."Sports news now, in boxing, Mike Ty"...crrr....sshhh....*

 

[outside looking in]

"and now for the lesbian sock puppet happy hour..."

 

[ris]

'why, you smell good...'

 

[MuFu]

Suddenly, the radio exploded

 

[ris]

showering the carpet with plastic.

 

[tarez]

Seeing the explosion the mice,

 

[Q]

gnawed Gilbert to bloody bits

 

[ris]

before declaring a day of celebration

 

[MuFu]

. Recent events concerning the genetically-enhanced tortoise army

 

[ris]

came to an abrupt end when

 

[MuFu]

a turtle infiltrated

 

[Q]

Gilberts goat commenced eating the bloody bits before the evidence could be gathered...

 

[ris]

and started a ninja-fight with throwing stars and nun-chucks.

 

[MuFu]

The nuns objected to being chucked and promptly

 

[Q]

shampooed the goat