The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[ris]

before smoking a chronic blunt

 

[tarez]

and finding themselves with god who later was proven to be

 

[MuFu]

unclehobart in drag

 

[Q]

which made the nuns want to smoke more chronic

 

[ris]

blunty goodness. as the smoke rose

 

[Q]

being all high, the nuns had not noticed they shampooed all the wool off the sheep

[/SIZ]

 

[MuFu]

The light bouncing off the now ridiculously shiny sheep blinded passing motorists, causing

 

[Q]

a 40 car pile up

 

[MuFu]

despite the frenzied masturbation of the german penguins.

 

[ris]

meanwhile, tanks rolled into snowy

 

[DuronClocker]

Tin-tin's dog, killing him instantly. None of the US-folk get the reference to the obscure French cartoon, so instead erect a massive

(from our friend MuFu who can't post right now, so I'm puttin it up for him)

 

[tarez]

wall to help block out the blinding sheep.

 

[outside looking in]

And then poor Sally's water broke.

 

[tarez]

Sally ran quickly to find a water pump to

 

[ris]

orangeade well before remembering

 

[tarez]

about the lost yeti whom

 

[MuFu]

astered the art of using "who" and "whom" correctly.

 

[MuFu]

Recent events in Pakistan have

 

[ris]

brought the attention of a concerned world to

 

[tarez]

realize that if eliminated a large portion of