Things not to say on your wedding night...

[Oz]

Of course I didn't marry you for your money, now pass the cavier then we'll get to work on the heir to my empire.

No hun, when I said it would be sexy to shave........I didn't mean your head.

You really could have mentioned that you had tattoo's earlier....

 

[paul_valaru]

bend over, squeal like a pig

sooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

 

[tonksy]

so..um..you're sure it doesn't get any bigger?

 

[Arris]

Your not a woman?????????

 

[Oz]

Her: MMMmmm, that feels nice babe, But could you take your ring off?

Him: Sweety, that's not my ring your feeling.......It's my wristwatch!!!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Mind if we take pictures? O promised my internet pals............

 

[Arris]

I'm just nipping back to the bar for a few more drinks

 

[Raven]

I'm too tired for sex honey

 

[freako104]

thatll come after kids stewy



honey if i married you wouldnt i have a ring??


when did we get married?


wheres the escort service?

 

[Roxy]

"It's ok honey, I'm sure it happens to every guy."

"Is it just me or are those camera lenses in those holes in the shower?"

"What do you mean you're not a virgin??"

 

[Oz]

That was a great wedding, I can't wait to do it again.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Geezuz *hic* - did you see that fat chick in the white dress? *hic* Oh, fuck!!!!! She followed us home!! *hic*

It's not that I don't want to have sex with you hun, I'm just amazed that you'd be able to with that

Does it get bigger if you put it in water?

 

[Raven]

Does it get bigger if you put it in water?

keep dreaming

 

[Roxy]

Does it get bigger if you put it in water?

Heh, that's so wrong.

"Has anyone else left their junk in your trunk?"

"This better be the best fuck ever, it just costed my parents 30 grand."

"Honeymooning in Hawaii!! See you later sweetie, I'm going to get me some native booty."

 

[SexyBoo]

After several months of pre-marital abstinence:

"I'm pregnant"

 

[Oz]

Two years preparation and you still organised today for THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.

Oh look! Mommy sent us the plastic sheet for the mattress.

I've lost the key to the handcuffs.

Hello? Room service? I'd like to order a 6am alarm call please.

 

[tonksy]

REALLY?...but....but you wear a size fourteen shoe....

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

She: So how come you never talk to me about your past, hun?

He: I was put into the Witness Protection Program last year.

 

[Sharky]

Mmmmmm . . . you do it just like your sister . . .

 

[paul_valaru]

Two years preparation and you still organised today for THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.

hey it happens....trust me