Thread-jacking

[GrandCaravanSE]

blutooth, i hate those even more, they are uncomfortable, and are to quiet to hear anything, i can't even hear anything over 15,000 herts.

 

[tonksy]

That's like saying you shouldn't talk to your passenger. Probably correct but a tad impractical.

 

[GrandCaravanSE]

That's like saying you shouldn't talk to your passenger. Probably correct but a tad impractical.

Impractical, you know what impractical those old bikes with the huge front tires.

 

[Professur]

Most people shouldn't. But then, I don't think most people are qualified to breed either,

 

[GrandCaravanSE]

Most people shouldn't. But then, I don't think most people are qualified to breed either,

Breed, your tellin me i can't wait to see how stupid Paris Hiltons kid is going to be if she has one.

 

[Professur]

She already has one. It`s a deformed midget what walks on all four legs. Tiny body, big head, pointy ears. It`s in all her photos.

 

[GrandCaravanSE]

She already has one. It`s a deformed midget what walks on all four legs. Tiny body, big head, pointy ears. It`s in all her photos.

Photos, have you ever seen old photos no body smiled.

 

[Professur]

That's coz they only bathed once a year.

 

[paul_valaru]

And the fact they had to stay still for 30 seconds or so with the old camera technology, holding a smile for that long is hard.

 

[Professur]

holding a smile for that long is hard.

Although holding something long and hard would definitely have induced a few smiles.

 

[paul_valaru]

Although holding something long and hard would definitely have induced a few smiles.

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[Professur]

I think I won

 

[paul_valaru]

I think I won

I think your homo-erotic statement just stunned me.

wanna borrow the tiara?

 

[Professur]

Homo ....?


dude, I was talking about a woman holding my own, not me holding yours. Keep your tiara for yourself. Jeez, gotta worry about a guy when that's the first thing that pops into his head.


Queer

 

[paul_valaru]

Homo ....?


dude, I was talking about a woman holding my own, not me holding yours. Keep your tiara for yourself. Jeez, gotta worry about a guy when that's the first thing that pops into his head.


Queer

you want to touch my junk

you faggot!

(not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

[MrBishop]

Tell that to Health Canada... can't smoke a fag anywhere. Not near businesses, schools, hospitals...

 

[Professur]

Is there something wrong with your monitor, coz you don't seem to be able to read what I typed. Maybe too much jizm dried onto it to see all the words.

 

[Professur]

Tell that to Health Canada... can't smoke a fag anywhere. Not near businesses, schools, hospitals...

Hey, piss off, I`m trying to have a conversation with Princess up there.

 

[paul_valaru]

Is there something wrong with your monitor, coz you don't seem to be able to read what I typed. Maybe too much jizm dried onto it to see all the words.

I can read it, Cleopatra....

QUEEN of denial

 

[Professur]

Funny you should bring up Egypt. I was gonna use a pharoh head dress and a white sheet (wrapped carefully) as my costume this year.