Tonight, above my house...

[nalani]

also .. it's best if we're measured nekid ... the measurments will be true

 

[greenfreak]

So, HomeLAN and Squiggy... Are you going to fight for your title or what? If not, we might have to find another pool boy. Tis would be a shame.

 

[kuulani]

Mr.Tailorboy could always sew us up some "Emporer's New Clothes"

 

[HomeLAN]

Wait. Checking with the boss to get permission...

 

[Squiggy]

hehe...I'm my own boss (now). You've got yourselves a pool boy who can check your inseams at the same time...

 

[Squiggy]

PT, Gato.....Seems the ladies have seen thru your reteric... Don't worry. There always finding new cures for icky things...

 

[HomeLAN]

While I still think I have a legal right to the title, my boss says no nekkid wrestling. Nekkid, OK, wrestling, OK, but not both.

*scuttles off to research the possibility of moving this hearing to the New Jersey Supreme Court*

 

[Squiggy]

Bring it on, HomeLAN...I'm from New Jersey...And I 'know' the right people.

 

[HomeLAN]

But do you have the necessary cash?

Oh shit, neither do I!

 

[greenfreak]

Squiggy, you're a Jersey boy? Oh man. So close to NY, I think I might be swayed by this. How long did you live in NJ? I'll refrain from making disparaging comments about Jersey. For now.

 

[Squiggy]

Don't you watch the Sopranos? Cash is free.

 

[Squiggy]

Haha....I've lived here 47 years...I think Jersey sux too, so don't hold off on my account greenie.

 

[greenfreak]

Woo hoo!! A local!! Well, sorta local.

I spent some time there this summer for my job in Clark, Whippany, Princeton, Cranford and *gasp* Camden. I don't really have anything against Joisey except the way you're greeted when you drive in from NY. With industrial stacks, oil tanks and that God-awful smell. Once you get past that, it's kinda nice in places.

 

[Squiggy]

Guess I'm lucky in that I'm from South Jersey. Half way (almost to the foot) between Philadelphia and AC. Doesn't smell that bad down here...Unless your talking about my room...

 

[Gato_Solo]

How can they 'see through' what isn't there? Besides...You're even older than I am...

Now, ladies, shall I massage something now, or later?

 

[Squiggy]

The secret is that, even though you're only young once, you can be immature forever.

 

[Scanty]

I'm still young, and yet I already know I'll be immature forever...

 

[Squiggy]

LOL...Men have a definate inclination toward immaturity. Hell, we never get past the desire to breastfeed...

 

[kuulani]

*offering my breastfeeding breastesses*

 

[Squiggy]

*offering my breastfeeding breastesses*

Yowzers!!! Must be my lucky day...