Welcome lightstorm!

[Vortex]

Erm... actually Altron... *points to other side of forums* That's a blood stain... *points to where Lightstorm is going to stand* That is where I dropped my lasagne... it's ketchup stain

 

[lightstorm]

Uh . . . hum . . .
*slowly backs away
*pulls out an AK-47
thpbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!

 

[Altron]

Quick, fetch my sniper rifle!
Run like the wind Vortex!

 

[Vortex]

*run run run* ... *nearly trips* ... *run run run* ... *brings back Trout*

Sorry, the refugees sold the rifle on the black market to buy food, this is all that's left of it!!

 

[lightstorm]

Augh! The dreaded trout!
*looks around for soy sauce
Now where is that blasted bottle . . .
You can't have fish without soy sauce!

 

[Vortex]

Augh! The dreaded trout!
*looks around for soy sauce
Now where is that blasted bottle . . .
You can`t have fish without soy sauce! P D

What about a frying pan??

*reaches into shirt* ... *pulls out stove*

You can have it cooked too!

 

[Altron]

Release the biological weapons on those damn refugees!
Quick, grab my phone!

 

[Vortex]

Release the biological weapons on those damn refugees!
Quick, grab my phone!

They ate those weapons too.. upside is, they glow in the dark!

*passes Altron the phone* Order be a Large Pizza

 

[Altron]

I have a Wolfenstein clan...
They have tones of weapons
"Hi Redtex. Yeah is Hitman there? ok... Yeah, I need you guys quick. I'm being attacked by crazy forum junkies with soy sauce!"
*notices serveral men in black trenchcoats carrying machine guys running into OTC*
I love my clan

 

[Vortex]

I have a Wolfenstein clan...
They have tones of weapons
"Hi Redtex. Yeah is Hitman there? ok... Yeah, I need you guys quick. I`m being attacked by crazy forum junkies with soy sauce!"
*notices serveral men in black trenchcoats carrying machine guys running into OTC*
I love my clan rofl

Where's the pizza?? That rock wasn't very filling

I think I wanna meet your Wolfenstein Clan

 

[Altron]

www.rtcwusa.cjb.net

United Assasins are a really fun clan!
*calls FEARME*
"Yeah, can you grab a pizza?"

 

[Vortex]

*clicks on link* *gurgles* ....

 

[Altron]

 

[Vortex]

rofl

Something tells me you like that emoticon

 

[Altron]

Yes I do

 

[Vortex]

Windy windy windy wind!

Okat, doubt many of you will get what I'm referencing to here, but it's funny, trust me!

*cue laughter*Windy windy windy wind!

Okat, doubt many of you will get what I'm referencing to here, but it's funny, trust me!

*cue laughter*

 

[Altron]

*Tosses nade into Vortex's open giggling mouth*

 

[Vortex]

it doesn't go off...

*points and laughs at Altron*

Haahaa

 

[Altron]

*takes small remote from pocket*
Did I mention it's got a remote detonater?

 

[Vortex]

*looks puzzled*

Why would you want to detonate the TV remote control?