WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

[Uki Chick]

Why are men such pigs? why do i work with such losers?

 

[Inkara1]

I have a 16 year old brother.

"Hey bro, I bet you can't split that pile of logs in 45 minutes."

"F-you, I'll do it in 30."

Done.

Something tell sme S'n'P doesn't have a 16-year-old brother sitting around though. ^_^

 

[rrfield]

Something tell sme S'n'P doesn't have a 16-year-old brother sitting around though. ^_^

I highly recommend he gets one.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Can I get a decent trade in for mine? He's up to 20.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

No brother, none in the offing. Mom and dad closed that shop up years ago.

Thinking that I wouldn't need a wood splitter if we could afford a f%#king heat pump...

 

[rrfield]

I've got a few prospects waiting in the wings. 14, 7, 4 and 1. What do you have to offer in exchange?

 

[Mare]

Hoping "Wilma" don't come our way!

 

[Leslie]

Dayum I like cookies.

 

[Panoramic World]

Hazlenut coffee is amazing.

 

[HomeLAN]

Why am I always tired lately?

 

[Uki Chick]

why are people so loud in my office.

 

[Leslie]

I just had the worst BLT ever. How the $!#@ does a greasy spoon wreck a BLT?

 

[Dave]

my car is filthy but the last time i washed it, it rained 12 of the next 15 days.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

If me felon type peeps keep getting themselves arrested, I'm gonna be out of a job...

 

[rrfield]

my car is filthy but the last time i washed it....uh....when is the last time i washed it?????

 

[HomeLAN]

I busted my hump to clear my calendar for this fucking auditor - and he splits at noon for traffic court. I can't even leave, becuase he might be back if he gets out early enough.

GAAHHHH! Fuck-nut!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

How much emptier our county jail is right now than it's gonna be this time next week. SnP fixin to be a busy man...

 

[Dave]

it feels like its going to be a very long day today

 

[Starya]

I'm thinking I should put the Baileys in the fridge. But that means getting up from my chair. Oy vey.

 

[Uki Chick]

thinking why do i have such an overbearing mother at times