What is your preferred term for spouse?

[fury]

Just wondering whether you call it your better half, significant other, etc...

 

[Leslie]

Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.

Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story.

 

[ris]

i actively refer to her as the wife or missus, trouble and strife, ball and chain , her indoors etc. this is because i have a lot of pet names for her [mostly based on her first and middle name, and belle )], and it gets confusing for people who don't know.

so i took to calling her 'the wife' as a way of standardising away from the flat. D

 

[MuFu]

There's no option for "beeatch"!!!

MuFu.

 

[MuFu]

Originally posted by L. Summerton
Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.

Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story.

What? Like "my blmp"?

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MuFu.

 

[outside looking in]

No spouse, but depends on what the girlfriend looks like.

Ranges from bet pet, to kitchen bitch, to couch monster.

 

[Leslie]

Originally posted by MuFu

Originally posted by L. Summerton
Oh fury, there's so many depending on the day and the mood. My husband is the norm, then there's hubby, da man, He, Him, Himself, all faves at the moment.

Then there are the bad mood ways to refer to him, another story.

What? Like "my blmp"?

*snigger*[/size]



MuFu.

edit: that isn't a bad mood way to refer to him though

 

[ihcra]

hmm ris - what happened to witchy and hippy?

i just say my girl

 

[Q]

Usually I just call him the old boy, if I'm pissed off I call him stupid.

 

[Gonz]

@Q

It completely depends to whom I talking. As long as it isn't c*nt, I'll not die for whatever it is.

 

[Professur]

She who must be obeyed.

 

[tonksy]

I call Rob my boyfriend, I wish their was a better term...one that didn't sound so juvenile and superficial but whatcha gonna do?

 

[Professur]

Manfriend?

Lover?


Gigalo?


bit on the side?


partner


Bitch?

 

[tonksy]

Manfriend? um...no.

Lover? not necessarily good for use in polite conversation.


Gigolo? please


bit on the side? no.


partner? Makes me sound gay.


Bitch? again the polite conversation bit.

 

[Professur]

I'll work on it. Of course, it would be simpler if he'd just marry ya.

 

[tonksy]

remember those monkeys?

 

[Professur]

Why? Is someone's ass getting itchy?

 

[tonksy]

i'm just saying that we'll see those monkeys before you get an invitation

 

[Professur]

Y'know ... I'm on really good terms with my minister. And a bunch of guys in kilts could pass for formal wear. Gimme a few hours and a willing accomplice, add in a few montreal bars ....

Bring a nice dress with you.

 

[tonksy]

I'll pass. If it ever should happen I would like for it to mean something.