Which of the following does not belong:

[Inkara1]

Which of the following four things does not belong?

1. Wife
2. Meat
3. Eggs
4. Blowjob

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Answer:
Blowjob.

You can beat your wife, you can beat your eggs and you can beat your meat... but you just can't beat a blowjob.

 

[Leslie]

 

[Ardsgaine]

Leslie's reaction made the joke about ten times funnier...

 

[PT]

 

[Luis G]

i thought it was Wife.

You can get eggs, meat and blowjobs anytime you like.......but not from your wife

 

[Vortex]

 

[whoreable]

sometimes i think some of you people should just give up jokes altogether.

 

[Squiggy]

thats what I did....

 

[Nixy]

I've gotta agree with Les here

 

[kuulani]

Leslie's reaction made the joke about ten times funnier...

 

[Shadowfax]

i actually laughed

 

[Jeslek]

You can beat your wife, you can beat your eggs and you can beat your meat... but you just can't beat a blowjob.

Agreed

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

if my husband beats me, ima whup his ass.

 

[Leslie]

Hoping it's not just me...does anyone else read the title of this thread and start singing

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell which one is not like the others
By the time I finish this song?

 

[Ardsgaine]

Yes.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

seseme street!

 

[Leslie]

 

[Ardsgaine]

 

[PT]

It's ok Ards. At least you don't whistle Barney, do you?

I love you, you love me,
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and
a kiss from me to you....

Damn I hated that dinosaur.

 

[Ardsgaine]

I hate Barney too, but I used to sing that song to Anna. The things parents will do out of love for their children...