Worst Song Ever Stuck in your head

[Professur]

I don't have a GF.


THAT was what you were afraid to ask?

Huh? Luis' gf.

 

[Gato_Solo]

You know what the biggest difference between bass fishing and muskie is? The damage involved in putting your hand in it's mouth.

Not bass. Bass have 'sandpaper' for teeth. I said pike, and I meant it...Think fresh-water barracuda...

 

[Professur]

I have no gf right now, but most of my recent exs can read/write/speak english, I like the educated type girl.

You broke up with the skinny girl with the thinning hair?

 

[AllEars']

It should be against the AUP to bring the wife/husband/gf/bf to OTC

Disclaimer, not pointing fingers, but I would never do such a thing, it is dangerous

WHY?

No danger invovled. We are both adults and if one can not conduct oneself as such then they suffer the consquence. My tongue is much sharper in person then on any message board, for some reason when it goes from brain to fingertips it gets piped down, with me. You all could not handle one day in our household with us. Many have questioned the love between us, we argue and pick like enemies. Thats the problem with 2 smart asses and opinionated people getting married I reckon'.

 

[Luis G]

You broke up with the skinny girl with the thinning hair?

I assume you're talking about my last gf, yes, we broke up last year.
Have you ever look at her pic? I don't recall ever posting it.
wtf is thinning anyway?

 

[Gato_Solo]

Many have questioned the love between us, we argue and pick like enemies.

Ahh...Typical married couple. If you weren't fussing about something, then somebody doesn't care.

 

[Professur]

Not bass. Bass have 'sandpaper' for teeth. I said pike, and I meant it...Think fresh-water barracuda...

Yes, I know what a pike is. Muskie is ,in fact, a type of pike. As a walleye is a type of perch. Since there's little difference in getting bit by a pike compared to a muskie, the expression wouldn't have made a whole lot os sense, would it?

 

[abooja]

Back on topic...

The theme song for Sleepy's, the mattress professionals.

Who can you trust for the rest of your life
With blah blah blah blah and warm cozy nights
Delivering blah blah, more value by far
We're always close by where ever you are

[chorus]

We're the mattress professionals doing it right
Trust Sleepy's...for the rest of your life.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Yes, I know what a pike is. Muskie is ,in fact, a type of pike. As a walleye is a type of perch. Since there's little difference in getting bit by a pike compared to a muskie, the expression wouldn't have made a whole lot os sense, would it?

The common Muskelung may be related to a pike, but a yorkie is related to a wolf. Which would you rather have trying to take a bite?

 

[Professur]

Back on topic...

*anchorman ; aside* Can we do that?

 

[Professur]

The common Muskelung may be related to a pike, but a yorkie is related to a wolf. Which would you rather have trying to take a bite?

A bass. Didn't I say that already?

 

[Gato_Solo]

A bass. Didn't I say that already?

Cake, or Death?

 

[Luis G]

WHY?

No danger invovled. We are both adults and if one can not conduct oneself as such then they suffer the consquence. My tongue is much sharper in person then on any message board, for some reason when it goes from brain to fingertips it gets piped down, with me. You all could not handle one day in our household with us. Many have questioned the love between us, we argue and pick like enemies. Thats the problem with 2 smart asses and opinionated people getting married I reckon'.

Assuming stability of the relationship, you can not request opinions about gifts nor you can post about something you planned to give her/him a surprise.

In my case there are things here that I'd rather talk to her when it is appropiate than to let her find her on their own.

 

[Professur]

Muff, if you don't mind. I'm on a diet.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Assuming stability of the relationship, you can not request opinions about gifts nor you can post about something you planned to give her/him a surprise.

In my case there are things here that I'd rather talk to her when it is appropiate than to let her find her on their own.

There's always the option of deciding on gifts etc on your own instead of consulting a message board too...

 

[Luis G]

There's always the option of deciding on gifts etc on your own instead of consulting a message board too...

Yeah, but I like having my options open

 

[Gato_Solo]

œAnd during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk, right down to
earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand.
(Malcolm X)

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
the Cult of Personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be ohhh
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V. ohh
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you; still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three ohh
I'm the Cult of Personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi ohh
I'm the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality
the Cult of Personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

(Guitar solo)

You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
You me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be ohh
I'm, the, Cult, of, Per, Son, Al, Ity

I am the Cult of (x8)
Personality

Ask not what your country can do for you (John F. Kennedy)
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)

 

[Gato_Solo]

Yeah

I was working part time in a five-and-dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I was a bit 2 leisurely

Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing
But different than the day before
That's when I saw her, Ooh, I saw her
She walked in through the out door, out door

She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind U find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

Built like she was
She had the nerve 2 ask me
If I planned 2 do her any harm

So, look here
I put her on the back of my bike
And-a we went riding
Down by old man Johnson's farm

I said now, overcast days never turned me on
But something about the clouds and her mixed

She wasn't 2 bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how 2 get her kicks

She wore a
Raspberry beret
The kind U find in a second hand store
Raspberry beret
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
Raspberry beret
I think I love her

The rain sounds so cool when it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who U are
Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
U feel like a movie star

Listen
They say the first time ain't the greatest
But I tell ya
If I had the chance 2 do it all again

I wouldn't change a stroke
'Cause baby I'm the most
With a girl as fine as she was then


(Raspberry beret)
The kind U find (The kind U find)
The kind U find (In a second hand store)
Oh no no
(Raspberry beret)
(And if it was warm)
Where have all the raspberry women gone? (She wouldn't wear much more)
Yeah (Raspberry beret)

I think I... I think I... I think I love her

(Raspberry beret)
No No No
No No No (The kind U find)
(In a second hand store)
(Raspberry beret)
Tell me
Where have all the raspberry women gone? (And if it was warm she)
(Wouldn't wear much more)
(Raspberry beret)
I think I love...

 

[chcr]

Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl...

Need I say more?

 

[tonksy]

Need I say more?

AAARGGGHHH! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!