WWJD

[flavio]

If Jesus was president what would he think about Iraq, Health Care, Wire Tapping, Environmental Policy, Iran, Immigration, Military Spending, Katrina, Education, Taxes, Quail Hunting or any other issue that would be interesting?

 

[Luis G]

Nothing, he would solve all the problems in the blink of an eye

 

[chcr]

If Jesus was president what would he think about Iraq, Health Care, Wire Tapping, Environmental Policy, Iran, Immigration, Military Spending, Katrina, Education, Taxes, Quail Hunting or any other issue that would be interesting?

I guess probably the same things that Hercules, Thor, Horus, Asclepius, Dionysus, etc. ad nauseum would do, huh?

 

[ekahs retsam]

Nothing, he would solve all the problems in the blink of an eye

he said jesus not unicorns....

 

[flavio]

I guess probably the same things that Hercules, Thor, Horus, Asclepius, Dionysus, etc. ad nauseum would do, huh?

Some of those guys have a little different temperment than Jesus...we could certainly include them though.

 

[Gonz]

already answered

"Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."

 

[flavio]

So Caesar gets healthcare?

 

[highwayman]

If Jesus was in the whitehouse there would be no need to be in Iraq because there would not much strife and murder caused by the maniacs with the WMD...

 

[Gonz]

So Ceasar gets healthcare?

I don't know. Is it in his Constitution? It sure as hell ain't in ours.

 

[Gonz]

If Jesus was in the whitehouse there would be no need to be in Iraq because there would not much strife and murder caused by the maniacs with the WMD...

Revolations sounds like when He comes back...the shit will just start hitting the fan.

 

[catocom]

If Jesus was president what would he think about Iraq, Health Care, Wire Tapping, Environmental Policy, Iran, Immigration, Military Spending, Katrina, Education, Taxes, Quail Hunting or any other issue that would be interesting?

He already addressed all those issues, and more....
It's in the king james ver.

 

[flavio]

What did he say about wiretapping.

 

[chcr]

Some of those guys have a little different temperment than Jesus...we could certainly include them though.

M'kay.

 

[catocom]

What did he say about wiretapping.

look it up man.
EVERY situation in life has a general way to be dealt with in there.
If you can't see it, you weren't meant to be able to.


edit: spelling

 

[Gonz]

What did he say about wiretapping.

He's probably for it, since he's a commie.

 

[Leslie]

That's what I was gonna say

 

[flavio]

So the current White House is communist then?

edit:

Actually, I think that would make all christians and their god communist too.

 

[AlphaTroll]

If Jesus was president what would he think about Iraq, Health Care, Wire Tapping, Environmental Policy, Iran, Immigration, Military Spending, Katrina, Education, Taxes, Quail Hunting or any other issue that would be interesting?

Jesus was a Jew, he'd probably be president of Israel much sooner than being president of the USA.

Err...wait...same thing innit?

But I reckon if he WERE president of your country he'd probably be mighty pissed off at his dad for Katrina.

And possibly there would be no 'act of God' clauses in insurance policies.

 

[alex]

And possibly there would be no 'act of God' clauses in insurance policies.

Now there's a president I'd vote for

 

[unclehobart]

Wasn't there something about leaving as a lamb and returning as a lion? If Jebus were Prez it would seem that he would bust a good many heads.