Got to be careful with Dysons, mate. Before you know it they've sucked up your cat, your mum, your girlfriend, your house and all its contents and you're just left standing there on the foundations, looking like an idiot (albeit an idiot with a vacuum cleaner more powerful than most people's cars).
I'm going to overclock our Dyson. I want to see if I can get space and time to fold in on itself. That'd be cool.