Normal: Wednesday, May 30, 2035
Ooh, still got 30 odd years....
Optimistic: Monday, July 6, 2054
I'll be 98... damn, that's optimistic? I want my telegram from the Queen/King for my hundreth!...
Pessimistic: Friday, March 22, 2019
That may be the most accurate yet...
Sadistic: Tuesday, May 30, 1995
I knew I called myself "GhostInTheMachine" for a reason...
