death clock
- Thread starter Dave
- Start date
A.B.Normal
New Member
Feb12,2019
Buttcrackdivine said:PuterTutor said:
You have kids and i die faster than you WTF!!!!!!!!
*goes to procreate*
*sigh*..i'll be only 59 huh....my sister will be let's see.....WTF!!!!
Hey, I'm dying a day before I turn 84. Guess I better make that 83rd Birthday party a good one.
HubbaHubba
New Member
Seconds left to live...
2,342,014,467
Friday, August 27, 2077
I'll be.. um.. stupid simple math.. 91
if you want a little bit more involved of a death test check out
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
2,342,014,467
Friday, August 27, 2077
I'll be.. um.. stupid simple math.. 91
if you want a little bit more involved of a death test check out
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 1, 2047
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 1, 2047
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 29, 2044
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Homicide (5%)
April 29, 2044
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Homicide (5%)
HubbaHubba
New Member
i've done the spark test a few times to get different results but damn i've never seen Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation or Sex with an Obese Person
Janimal
New Member
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, March 20, 2047
or...
March 11, 2046
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Take your pick. My bet is on cancer, unless they manage to cure it before then.
Wednesday, March 20, 2047
or...
March 11, 2046
at the age of 78 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Take your pick. My bet is on cancer, unless they manage to cure it before then.
MrBishop
Well-Known Member
Thursday, February 10, 2067
2,009,270,118 seconds left to live
33487835.3 Minutes
558130.58833333333333333333333333 hours
22325.223533333333333333333333333 Days
744.17411777777777777777777777778 Months
62.014509814814814814814814814815 Years
62.014509814814814814814814814815
plus
35 years
=
98.014509814814814814814814814815 years old/young.
Couldn't they just have told me the time?
2,009,270,118 seconds left to live
33487835.3 Minutes
558130.58833333333333333333333333 hours
22325.223533333333333333333333333 Days
744.17411777777777777777777777778 Months
62.014509814814814814814814814815 Years
62.014509814814814814814814814815
plus
35 years
=
98.014509814814814814814814814815 years old/young.
Couldn't they just have told me the time?
lacemyster
New Member
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 3, 2069
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Awww, but I wanted alien abduction!!!! Why can't I die in a cool way???
May 3, 2069
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Awww, but I wanted alien abduction!!!! Why can't I die in a cool way???
tommyj27
Not really Banned
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 7, 2047
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy
June 7, 2047
at the age of 65 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy
