Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design.          I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe          was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that          we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific          evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence,          put in place by Him.
         
         It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request          that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the          other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not          agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m          sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory          is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed,          then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based          on science, not on faith.