Guiness

[Gato_Solo]

Somebody absconded with one of their shipments. Brilliant...

They then high-tailed it to Australia...

 

[paul_valaru]

[underdog]I must catch those criminals and their tasty spoils!!![/underdog]

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Let 'em have it. That shit tastes like wheat bread run through a blender anyway.

 

[Professur]

Let 'em have it. That shit tastes like wheat bread run through a blender anyway.

Well, now we know what you did that God is punishing you so. Evidently God takes his beer as seriously as I do.

 

[kuulani]

My husband found another beer that he likes more than Guiness ... Downtown Brown

I personally do NOT heart Guiness.

 

[Professur]

My husband found another beer that he likes more than Guiness ... Downtown Brown

I personally do NOT heart Guiness.

But you also worship a volcano. No points for guessing at where you're spending eternity.

 

[kuulani]

But you also worship a volcano. No points for guessing at where you're spending eternity.

I'm spending eternity protecting my descendants.
And don't forget all the other forces of nature that I worship

 

[Professur]

how could I forget. You worship them by dancing nude, as I recall.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Well, now we know what you did that God is punishing you so. Evidently God takes his beer as seriously as I do.

No accounting for taste I guess. I prefer my beer to taste like beer, not bread. If I want bread I eat bread.

But, hey...to each their own and a little more.

 

[Professur]

Well, given that good beer and good bread share most of their ingredients ...

Nope. Can't help you there.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

That they do. But when you have to chew the beer I kinda lose interest.

 

[Professur]

I'll have to remember to send you a vid clip of me eating a slice when it gets really cold.

 

[kuulani]

how could I forget. You worship them by dancing nude, as I recall.

Dancing nude is saved for the orgies ... I can't dance nude for the gods

 

[Professur]

I can't dance nude, or dressed.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I'll have to remember to send you a vid clip of me eating a slice when it gets really cold.

Please, don't put yourself out on my account. Really.

 

[Professur]

Oh, it's no trouble at all. I usually have a slice of beer with my haggis.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

For real, dude. Don't go to any trouble just for little ol' me. I probably couldn't even open the file anyway. I'm gadget challenged doncha know. So don't worry about it one little ol' bit. K?

 

[Professur]

I'll include instructions. Trust me.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I'll include instructions. Trust me.

You're too...umm...kind...

 

[BeardofPants]

Be sure to youtube it so we can ALL see.