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C of E I wonder if Jesus wants me for a sunbeam?

What he said^ :cocktail: Damn. I'm losing my cool low postcount.

Now I agree with him^

I agree with him ^

I'm not a robot, at least I don't think I am. If I am then someone done a really good job on my AI. I can open tins and tie my own shoelace's (with help from my mum). You got me wondering now. I wish they'd have made me more handsome. Or better yet an AIBO. Oh well........ What do...

If income = Intellij... Intelly.... Brains then I'd be Albert fucking Einstein.

Well I liked it. Very funny!!! har har har :cocktail:

I collect thunderbirds toys. I've got (nealry) everything. Half my attic is full with them. OMG! I'm in serious need of a life :D

Another vote for no NU ^

Buy A VW beetle. an old one.

Deluxe eh?? I'm impressed. I might have to whip out my ixus and show you the good stuff. Lots of v nice software. All bought of course. none of it dl'd from kazaa. that would be illegal. never ever do that. :D

I got a IIIc. It keeps all my zhit together. God knows what would happen if I lost it. I'd just become a bum and wander the earth aimlessly. Quite sad! Comments anyone? Please share.

What Homelan said ^

Luis G Remove the Norton's software, step away from the Norton's software and walk away slowly. Never re-install the Norton's software and nobody will get hurt. That stuff is evil. Will clog your system like hell. The anti-virus is ok(ish). dump the rest. Trust me. d u m p the rest ( if...

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

I think of a typical alien dude. Shiny white, long thin arms , legs , neck etc. huge black almond eyes. Very peaceful. No need for cloaks, or colour changes. Anyone says cone-heads and I'll scream.

Rolex oyster. I wanted the biggest, ugliest fucker I could find. It gives me a feeling of superiority, plus I can kid myself it makes me popular with the ladies.

Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible"

http://veepersplay.budlight.com/index.asp?id=C8AE25BF43B341D783369124AD838898 Very funny indeedy. Download the player. Takes about 30 secs.

Jas is my name. 1 is my IQ 0 is the total amount of friends I have 1 is the lengh of my willy in centimetres.