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Hey Gonz, my birthday is coming up. Why not surprise the shit outta me and NOT be a cynic...just for the day ;)

Methinks lower down ;)

Pork schnitzel on rye with pineapple & Carmel's sweet & tangy gherkins. Or chunky cottage cheese on rye with honey & pecan nuts. Or salami with cheese & chutney on a bagel.

I don't use all or most of these, but these are words used over here: Blacks: Kaffir, zot, houtkop (I guess the literal translation would be woodhead???), Webster, darkies, greenies blah blah ad infinitum Whites: Depends on your home language: English people: Rooinek (redneck), soutie...

Why did you feel the compunction to lie? It's perfectly OK to turn down sex with a skanky tart just because you are not interested, without having to resort to BS excuses like "I'm gay". Besides, using such excuses could backfire. Next time just be honest and tell them thanks, but no thanks. You...

We look forward to being enthralled with tales from your bowels.

I have (had) a blog...if only I can remember where it was and what the password was. Far as I can remember it was just a bit of rambling on my side, but I don't recall. I never could manage to keep a diary - found an old box full of stuff from my childhood the other day. And among he lot...

Why is your user title "Also"?

Sounds like a load of bollocks to me.

I would probably have spent the night in airport lock up - I am prone to violence these days and wuld likely have inflicted some serious bodily harm to anyone....everyone...in my path. At least that would have taken care of the sleeping arrangements :shrug: Hey - just pretend you are on...

So when is the actual shoutbox ever going to work again?

I look crap in yellow - I defect to the pink team with immediate effect :P (Oh and sorry for dragging this shit thread up again, but anytime a man puts me in yellow something should be said)

Why would female logic surprise you so?

Spaghetti & Meatballs trump Sauerkraut every time dude.

And for most it would seem breathing gets in the way of drinking. Methinks for the most the priority list is something like: Drinking Football (soccer) Drinking Lads / Lasses Drinking Smoking Drinking Figuring a way to get more unemployment benefits Drinking (with money obtained from...

Wonder what his total negative score is then? Cos if you gave him a whack and I gave him a whack, it should be rather high (or low...depending on your POV) and if anyone else jumped on it too... Hey slackers, what's the okes karma score then?

I might like you better if we slept together.... Gawds what a naf song :rolleyes:

blimey I think yahoo is slurping us all up!

BTW - who all ended up going? Nice pics & whatnot - but methinks Prof is the cutest, cuddly wuddly around :D

Haha - too late, still a slacker ;)