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Bob 41 Divorced, but in a new relationship, 3 years. 3 kids mine, 3 kids hers. (heh, The Brady Bunch) 7 cats 1 dog 1 turtle Minnesota Yes, 7 cats, I'm not allowed to kill them. ~sigh~ The things we do for love.

Happy Birthday Q

Uh, taking a crap. Anything else you want to know.

Lies are necessary, because sometimes the truth hurts. Honey asks "Does this outfit make me look fat?" You know damn well if you said, "No sweetie, the outfit doesn't make you look fat, you look fat anyway", you're not gonna be getting any nookie in the near future.

Happy Birthday Leslie.

I have a job. It seems the electric, phone, cable, water...etc, providers want money for their services. Damn them!

I'm a zero. Wait a minute, that don't sound right

This is one dumb newbie. If he/she had any brains, they would have made thier user name me_a_doobie. And whilst I'm here, are youse guys goona come to a decision on this matter. I have been very patient.

Yes. I was with friends at a party, and with liquid courage, saw this woman, went up to her asked her for a blow job. I don't know why she said no, maybe I was too subtle.

11/11 That was too easy.

They're all guys. Or just one guy who looks like seven women. Damn, the lengths some people go to for "Ladies drink Free" night.

Another board I frequent was invaded by some people from StormFront. Now that was scary, with all those Nazi's trying to infest the membership. Trolls are trolls, all they do is spoil all the fun. Now, when is the nude volleyball game gonna start?:headbang:

It was all just a big public relations gimmick so that Dubya could debut his new playing cards.

The Vikings make their draft picks whenever they damn feel like it.

Haha.

Why must you kill spiders? Spiders are good people.

Hello.

I have been informed that avatars with the bare human body are forbidden. Uptight moralists!!!

You were gone?

They're gonna make me a Moderator. But I'm still looking for the "When Hell Freezes Over" Forum.