Say something stupid...

[lacemyster]

A dog + a cat + potato bag = a zebra

 

[MuFu]

Hey baby you're super-terrific!

(saw it in a porno)

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

i amm? well thank you!!

I AM A CARROT!!

 

[habanero]

They're gonna make me a Moderator.





But I'm still looking for the "When Hell Freezes Over" Forum.

 

[Aunty Em]

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

AKA Blade Runner...

Well... do they?

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

i am an android (a paranoid one, at that) and i must say that in MY sleep, there are electric sheep, but the dream-thoughts are so depressing, that the sheep all kill themselves.

 

[chcr]

Well... do they?

Why yes, yes they do. Feel better now?

 

[Aunty Em]

i am an android (a paranoid one, at that) and i must say that in MY sleep, there are electric sheep, but the dream-thoughts are so depressing, that the sheep all kill themselves.

You don't happen go by the name of Marvin by any chance? How's Zayphod btw?

 

[tommyj27]

something stupid

 

[Aunty Em]

something stupid

That makes you at least the third person to have thought of that.

 

[Aunty Em]

Well... do they?

Why yes, yes they do. Feel better now?

No... do electric sheep dream of artificial grass?

 

[tommyj27]

i figured as much, and now that i go back and read the middle of the thread, i see as much. but why not, i've gotta entertain myself

 

[Professur]

<sing>I love to go swimmin'
With bow legged wimen
and swim between their legs ...

 

[Inkara1]

If there are apples in apple pie, and cherries in cherry pie... what's in pot pie?

 

[Aunty Em]

Pot of course...

...just hand me some of that and I'll make a big spliffy....

 

[MuFu]

woman shudunt vote cos they is too fukin thick, innit?

 

[freako104]

dude wheres my car (never saw it but its got to be the dumbest thing in the world)

 

[chcr]

dude wheres my car (never saw it but its got to be the dumbest thing in the world)

We have a winner!

 

[MrBishop]

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Hell of a book...not that stupid tho'

 

[MrBishop]

Why is it that people park on a drive-way and drive on a park-way ?

Something stupid, eh?

Someone asked me if I'd ever heard of Quasimodo...I had to admit that the name didn't ring a bell.