You wanna learn stick? Here ya go.
first thing, start the car. No. not like that. First make sure that the car is in neutral. That's the centre position. Then shove in the clutch. That's the pedal on the right where you're used to seeing the parking brake. Not as high tho. Now turn the key. Started up, now put the car into first gear with your right hand. Drop your right hand to the hand brake lever between the seats. Give the engine just(fuck) a little gas and ease up on the clutch slowly. When the car starts to shudder gently, let off the hand brake completely, ease on a little more gas, and ease out the clutch. When the engine starts to whine, let off the gas, push in the clutch, shift to the next highest gear, and release the clutch, while getting back on the gas.
You can now drive stick. Have a nice day, and pay the woman at the door on your way out.