A 5-year old's First Job


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A 5 year old's first job...

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we
all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction
crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old
daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,' more or less,
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee
and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested
that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the bank the next day to
start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and
asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a
young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us.'

'Oh my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house
again this week, too?'

The little girl replied, 'I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the
fuckin' sheet rock.'

Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?


"Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little
5-year-old girl and some construction workers

wow good thing i didn't stop reading there.


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A little boy got a set of building blocks for his birthday. His Ma asked him why he didn't play with them. "I don't know what to build". His Ma suggested he go outside and watch the constuction crew building the new house next door, just keep out of their way. So he went out into the front yard and intently watched and listened to the guys at work for a few hours. He came back inside and built a wall with his blocks. Ma came in and said, "Oh good- you learned something today". Little boy said, "It's not quite right, would you move that top right-hand block out just a cunt hair"?
Ma, said, "My goodness, young man, you can't use words like that! Go outside and get me a switch"!
Little boy said, "A switch? I'm a mason, not a fucking electrician"!


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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat''s Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yeah, we''ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag"
The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick''s van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick.
He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud "Splat!"
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head.
"Focket Dat," Paddy says, "dis budgie jumpin'' is too dangerous for me..."
A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag.'
Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot''s head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean''s mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An oim never troyin'' that parrotshooting oider..."
After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag.'
Danny pulls a chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
"For me life Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you fockin'' hengliding..."