A duck goes into a bar

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and says, "got any bread?"
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Barman says, "no"
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5 minutes later Duck says, "got any bread?"
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Barman says, "no, i've not got any bread"
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5 minutes later duck says, "got any bread?"
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Barman says, "look, i've NOT got any bread, ok?"
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5 minutes later, Duck says, "got any bread?"
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,Barman says, "LOOK YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SH!T, I'VE NOT GOT ANY BREAD,
AND IF YOU ASK ME ONCE MORE, I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE F*CK*NG BAR,
ALRIGHT?"!!
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2 mins later, Duck says, "got any nails?"
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Barman shouts, "NO",
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Duck says, "got any bread?"!!!!!!!!!

 

[paul_valaru]

 

[paul_valaru]

“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”

 

[Spirit]

lol

 

[Nixy]

I love this joke, it made my morning...two mornings in a row now.

 

[highwayman]

Thought about it and the question I have is why is the duck in the bar when it wasn't getting hammered??

 

[Professur]

Because getting hammered isn't all it's quacked up to be.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

 

[woodman19_99]

Because getting hammered isn't all it's quacked up to be.

The booing and hissing is audible all the way down here, in NYC!

 

[highwayman]

Who is up to nailing Prof to the bar?

I have the hammer and the nails..

 

[Professur]

You're all jsut jealous that I beat you to it.

 

[Leslie]

So I told my oldest kid the duck joke. Toned down of course to edit swearing and whatnot.

He gives me a blank stare, then tells me the adult version.

 

[chcr]

So I told my oldest kid the duck joke. Toned down of course to edit swearing and whatnot.

He gives me a blank stare, then tells me the adult version.

Tee-hee, snicker, snicker...

 

[Inkara1]

What's the national bird of Iraq?


DUCK!

 

[highwayman]

What's the national bird of Iraq?


DUCK!

The reply to that is the state bird of NYC...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Because getting hammered isn't all it's quacked up to be.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Professur again.

I thought you were funny.

But I am easily amused.

 

[Nixy]

The reply to that is the state bird of NYC...

Since when can a CITY have a STATE bird?

 

[highwayman]

NYC is a state all by it self...

 

[Leslie]

eh?

 

[A.B.Normal]

eh?

state of being/mind ,that is.