A question for the guys

As a licensed captain I have had to pee in the cup many many times, and have never had a problem producing a specimen.

The only time I had to pee and couldn't was the time when I was standing on the toerail of a sailboat offshore about to pee over the side of the boat and I looked down and saw the outline of a very large shark in the water and couldn't recover from the involuntary shrinkage.
 
Alaska said:
The best part of this thread, aside from pissing on a crowd[me too in another life], is where CB called SnP a "geezer". He is, ya know.

:lol2:
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I used to be interested in prof's crowd-pissing story... but any time a woman pisses on a crowd, that story automatically becomes much more interesting.
 
SnP, bring a catheter kit into the room and tell them you're going to go get the urine if they wont give it up. works everytime for me at work.
 
Alaska said:
The best part of this thread, aside from pissing on a crowd[me too in another life], is where CB called SnP a "geezer". He is, ya know.

:lol2:
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Wow! You're easily pleased...

Just to clarify... "geezer" is Brit for "some bloke" "random guy"... often with a dodgy countenance.. one to be watched so to speak...
 
ClaireBear said:
Just to clarify... "geezer" is Brit for "some bloke" "random guy"... often with a dodgy countenance.. one to be watched so to speak...
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Yeah, that'd be me...



SnP, bring a catheter kit into the room and tell them you're going to go get the urine if they wont give it up. works everytime for me at work.
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I threaten to use the "dishrag wringing out method" after three unsuccessful attempts...usually works. :lloyd:

It's definately not my favorite part of the job, but it is a requirement. I am the toughest officer in our office when it comes to drug tests, so I do more testing than most. Usually, I'll have over 50% of the month's tests. Moral: If you end up in jail in a certain Tennessee county, don't smoke dope. :devious:

I am quite aware that most of these "nervous kidney" claims were bullshit, and have treated them as such. Just wanted to see if maybe I was missing the latest medical phenomenon.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
I threaten to use the "dishrag wringing out method" after three unsuccessful attempts...usually works. :lloyd:
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That's not very PC for a PC (Pecker Checker), ya know. :alienhuh:
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
So, how 'bout it? Do we have any guys here who legitimately cannot urinate unless they are in total privacy? As I said, I think I know what the results of this little straw poll will be, but hey...I'm bored and figure some data would make for interesting "cup-time" chitchat next Tuesday...
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depends if i've been hitting the dro and the crack rock or just the crack rock.
 
Hey, SnP! Next time, try this tactic.

When Wheeler still refused to be catheterized, Linnenkamp said he twice used his Taser, which sends 50,000 volts into a target.

"After the second shock (Wheeler) stated he would urinate and calmed down enough to be given the portable urinal,"
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Source
 
i suspect any dude with performance anxiety, real or feigned, isn't going to have any easier a time peeing for the camera.
 
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