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Too cute for words
Good lord, this is silly. I guess noone here ever took a physics class.
Shaddup, we're arguing semantics.
Good lord, this is silly. I guess noone here ever took a physics class.
Nonsense. Obviously none of you have any Christmas shopping left to worry about.
It lands on the seat.
Nope. Birds always poop on takeoff, not landing.
Actually, AFAIK (and I wonder why I know it) birds have no control over defacatory functions. This dovetails (har, har) nicely in to Prof's factoid in that it would make sense that at take off the pird would leave it's droppings behind, as it were.
Humph! I should prefer Poindexter, thank you very much!