I think I have about 15 pair. I need to pick up some steel toe boots for work.
I hate getting bothered by customers every time I need to go out on the floor to pull a product, so I cultivate this look of "I can't help you; go fuck yourself."
Usually, at work, there's a lot of stuff for me to do, so I get frustrated, so I have this stare like I'm about to kill somebody. Then I have a kinda beat up shirt on, with a lot of 'warehouse dust' on it. Then the rough cut kinda pants that are like jeans, except not blue, so it's not like the smooth dress pants the sales guys wear. Then I have a walkie talkie and a pager that I'm required to have on me at all times, as well as a decently sized folding knife. Along with this really complicated safety harness that's strong enough for me to fucking bungee jump with (I've used it to suspend myself from the stockpicker before). It's got shoulder straps and chest straps and leg straps. Then if customers try to talk to me, I give them really short answers in a gruff tone. I love it!
But the guy I work with sometimes is the funnest. He's like 6'8, 350 lbs. used to play in the NBA. He makes all the customers look like pussies. Today he lifted up a 200 pound TV stand and threw it on his shoulder.
I mean, we joke about shit, because probably half our products have these little "Team Lift" logos on them saying that they're too big for one person. I can usually get them, but I have a hard time with anything over 50", or the stands heavier than 150 lbs. This guy just manhandles everything. He like doesn't use handtrucks. I've seen him just lift up these 200 pound products like no problem.