Anybody know Mandarin Chinese?

[StuTheWise]

What's this mean?

Jiayou,
Ni zhen shi hen bang. Wo xiwang ni hui dong wo jiang de hua.
Fu Zhi Tao

Ni zhen shi hen bang danshi ni de zhongwen kan de bu hao.

Thank you. Or shall I say, "shi shi"?

 

[kuulani]

I only know enough to order food in a local Chinese restaurant

 

[Bubba]

The translation sites aren't able to translate that.

 

[ipmoof]

What's this mean?

Jiayou,
Ni zhen shi hen bang. Wo xiwang ni hui dong wo jiang de hua.
Fu Zhi Tao

Ni zhen shi hen bang danshi ni de zhongwen kan de bu hao.

Thank you. Or shall I say, "shi shi"?

"Bang" is an universal, onomatopoeic term meaning "bang". The others I don't know.


Maybe Beserker knows, or KAsports. Those two and I form the official Deadly HWC Chinese Triad ("I kill your CPU five time with earlobe!" etc). Bear in mind it's pretty difficult translating from phonetic Chinese as each word can have so many different meanings depending on intonation.

 

[Jeslek]

What's this mean?

Jiayou,

This is a cheer, usually at a sporting event... You shout this to encourage your team.

Ni zhen shi hen bang. Wo xiwang ni hui dong wo jiang de hua.

Hm... It states that you are excellent, and that whoever is writing this hopes you can understand what he means.

Fu Zhi Tao

Name of the guy

Ni zhen shi hen bang danshi ni de zhongwen kan de bu hao.

You're really good, but your Mandarin isn't that perfect.

Thank you. Or shall I say, "shi shi"?

Do me a favor... next time post the ideographs...

The above should be a an accurate translation I hope... Its been a very, very long time since I read any Mandarin and I remember shit of it.

 

[StuTheWise]

LL, you are incredible. May a thousand flying monkeys drape you in gold!

After he sent the first letter, I translated it as:

Ni zhen shi hen bang. --- Hens must study zen or BANG! They are dinner.

Wo xiwang ni hui dong wo jiang de hua. --- You are lower than hen dung. Not worthy to be eaten.

Fu Zhi Tao --- Only you could know the way of the scumbag.

You can see why he responded with the line about my imperfect Mandarin.

 

[Jeslek]

LL, you are incredible. May a thousand flying monkeys drape you in gold!

At this point, I'd settle for a girlfriend. Here's my order:

- red hair
- green eyes
- hot temper
- adventurous
- knows about computers, but not geeky
- no glasses
- should like jumping out of planes
- military perhaps?
- should be able to fight
- must like corvettes and cars
- must be open to ah, experimenting with another girl? (hehe)
- kind and honest, understanding
- a good cook

Thanks

 

[Luis G]

- a good cock

 

[Gonz]

LL, you are incredible. May a thousand flying monkeys drape you in gold!

At this point, I'd settle for a girlfriend. Here's my order:

- red hair
- green eyes
- hot temper
- adventurous
- knows about computers, but not geeky
- no glasses
- should like jumping out of planes
- military perhaps?
- should be able to fight
- must like corvettes and cars
- must be open to ah, experimenting with another girl? (hehe)
- kind and honest, understanding
- a good cook

Thanks

ugh, yea. Good luck :snicker:

 

[Jeslek]

- a good cock

I so did NOT write that you sicko!!!

 

[Bubba]

red heads don't turn me on

 

[Nixy]

At this point, I'd settle for a girlfriend. Here's my order:

- red hair
- green eyes
- hot temper
- adventurous
- knows about computers, but not geek
- no glasses
- should like jumping out of planes
- military perhaps?
- should be able to fight
-must like corvettes and cars
- must be open to ah, experimenting with another girl? (hehe)
- kind and honest, understanding
- a good cook

I am those things in bold.

-I don't have a thing SPECIFICALLY for Corvettes but they are VERY nice along with a few other cars. I am not a HUGE car buff though.
-I would like to TRY jumping out of a plane but I can't say I like it cause I've never done it.

Oh, and about the red hair, that will be true as of Sat afternoon.

 

[Stop Laughing]

So then the only thing left for you would be to get green colored contact lenses, right?

 

[Nixy]

Yeah, I guess so.

 

[Jeslek]

Hehe...

 

[HomeLAN]

LL, you are incredible. May a thousand flying monkeys drape you in gold!

At this point, I'd settle for a girlfriend. Here's my order:

- red hair
- green eyes
- hot temper
- adventurous
- knows about computers, but not geeky
- no glasses
- should like jumping out of planes
- military perhaps?
- should be able to fight
- must like corvettes and cars
- must be open to ah, experimenting with another girl? (hehe)
- kind and honest, understanding
- a good cook

Thanks

I know a girl who qualifies on 1,2,3,5,9,12, and 13. Unfortunately for you, I married her.

 

[unclehobart]

I thought you were talking about Sheila there for a second.

 

[Jeslek]

Yeah but I want 1-13 and um, more stuff.... One can dream can't you?

 

[Gonz]

Anybody know Mandarin Chinese?

I once had Mandarin Beef. Does that count?

 

[StuTheWise]

Hey LL. I know lots of people that will meet all your requirements! Uh... 'cept the part about being a girl