apologize, but it is very informative

[OldHippie]

Kung-Fu Chicken

 

[catocom]

 

[valkyrie]

Oh, hells yeah! Go little rooster! Get 'im! Get 'im good!

ROFLMAO!

 

[Gonz]

I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Now I understand why you might avoid stray cocks.

 

[MrBishop]

I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.

Flying fucks with 3" piercings? Yeah...that is pretty scary

 

[catocom]

sounds like dinner to me

 

[Gonz]

It was

 

[valkyrie]

sounds like dinner to me

Coq au vin. One of my favorite meals to make.

 

[Winky]

Happy Birthday Uki Chick

 

[pc_builder]

Do the chickens have sharp talons? [/Napoleon Dynamite]

 

[Professur]

Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.

 

[2minkey]

full success depends on a lot of factors.

• cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
• tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
• must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
• white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.

 

[Winky]

• Must be fired at very close range,

sage advice indeed

 

[Professur]

Wouldn't that close cause powder burns?

 

[2minkey]

sorry man, you gotta decide - function or style.

 

[Winky]

use smokeless power

 

[2minkey]

blowgun would work. shit you might even find a woman willing to let you try that.