apologize, but it is very informative


Kung-Fu Chicken



molṑn labé
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I had a fucking rooster attack me when I was a kid. 3" spurs....it ain't funny when those fuckers are flying.


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Does anyone here have an old black powder rifle or musket? I want to know if you can shoot a tampon out of it and if it'll hit with enough energy to penetrate a woman's cooch.


full success depends on a lot of factors.
  • cooch should be closely shaved for targeting purposes.
  • tampon must fit in the barrel without much loosey-goosey. or use a right-sized follower behind it.
  • must be fired at very close range, preferably with the barrel less than 6" from the subject cooch, as projectile velocity will fall off very quickly.
  • white lithium grease on the tampon would help everyone involved.