Attention "celsius people" (especially Canadian ones).

[chcr]

Christ, hockey night again already?!?!?

This really made me laugh when I saw it. If it offended anyone, well...

 

[Starya]

Christ, where's the helmets?

 

[Nixy]

YOU ARE A TEASE!

HOCKEY NIGHT IS TOMORROW NIGHT!

 

[MrBishop]

Isn't Jésus usually associated with boxing, not hockey?

Oh...and imagine cross-checking Jesus!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Bosh. Everyone knows Jesus is a baseball fan.

 

[MrBishop]

Nah...football. He can spike the ball

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

And since when does our Lord and Savior have manboobs?

 

[chcr]

Bosh. Everyone knows Jesus is a baseball fan.

Nah...football. He can spike the ball

linkerotomy

Ask and ye shall receive...

 

[Leslie]

Hello out there
We're on the air

...

 

[abooja]

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I hear He's an Angels fan too...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

If there's a statue for figure skating I'm gouging my eyes out with a fork.

 

[Nixy]

Hello out there
We're on the air

...

It's hockey night tonight
Tension grows,
as the whistle blows
the puck slides down the ice

 

[rrfield]

And since when does our Lord and Savior have manboobs?

Since He discovered you can deep-fry fish after He multiplies it.

 

[unclehobart]

Is there one of Jebus playing craps with a cigar in his teeth? I'd buy that one in a flash.

 

[chcr]

Is there one of Jebus playing craps with a cigar in his teeth? I'd buy that one in a flash.

Nope. There's an action figure at another site, an artistic person could probably make one...

If there's a statue for figure skating I'm gouging my eyes out with a fork.

Nope, ballet though. AllEars, perhaps you'd better hide the forks anyway.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Wait...what's the term I want? It's on the tip of my to...OH YEAH!

YEESHBAH!

 

[unclehobart]

Lets not forget the Buddy Christ from Dogma.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Isn't Jésus usually associated with boxing, not hockey?

Oh...and imagine cross-checking Jesus!

Tackling Jesus is just as bad

 

[Nixy]

HOCKEY PEOPLE

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT HOCKEY

IT'S HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA WITH DON CHERRY

(I'm trying on the whorable thing for awhile )