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[SouthernN'Proud]

You are not under 18.

 

[Professur]

I was when the family moved here.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

And there ain't a job market for mushrooms in Scotland?

I'm razzing you because A) if ever I visit another country it will be Scotland, and B) you don't strike me as the type to let things happen to you, you happen to them.

 

[Professur]

Dad was recruited from Rolls Royce by Pratt & Whitney. How's that for a seller's market?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Depends. Who are Pratt and Whitney?

 

[Professur]

Ever see a plane before?

 

[Nixy]

Ever see a plane before?

It's funny cause he's a redneck

 

[highwayman]

It's funny cause he's a redneck

Aint a plane used to smooth wood?

 

[Professur]

Aint a plane used to smooth wood?

Aieunt ah plain used tuh whut? Nauww. Et's used tuh rough wuud. Koz it's always gitt'n rubbed on rough wudd, y'see?

 

[highwayman]

hyup....

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Ever see a plane before?

Seen one, ain't been on one, don't plan to be anytime soon.

 

[Professur]

Well them funny things dangling beneath the wings are built by one of three companies. General Electric, Rolls Royce, or Pratt & Whitney.

 

[highwayman]

Well them funny things dangling beneath the wings are built by one of three companies. General Electric, Rolls Royce, or Pratt & Whitney.

Thought those were the planes pecker.....

 

[Professur]

Thought those were the planes pecker.....

they sure are. You get too close to one of them, and you, my friend, are seriously fucked.

 

[alex]

And they suck too

 

[highwayman]

they sure are. You get too close to one of them, and you, my friend, are seriously fucked.

That sucks....

 

[Professur]

That sucks....

and you should see the goopy mess when they spit.

 

[highwayman]

and you should see the goopy mess when they spit.

Testecle flape'?

 

[Inkara1]

They also provide a lot of thrust...