Austrian nails testicle to roof

[Professur]

Favourite thing now tied up with string


An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof".
It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's reportedly "recovering well" following surgery. ®

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[Mare]

OOOOOOOOOOOUUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess there won't be none of this for awhile!

 

[Uki Chick]

Ouch is right! I can even feel the pain. Frank shot himself in the foot with a nail gun, but this is sooooooooo much worse.

 

[tonksy]

Jeebus...I've heard of getting stuck at work but this is ridiculous.

 

[unclehobart]

OWIEOWIEOWIEOWIE.


Some people will do anything to get out of work.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I've heard the phrase 'balls to the wall', but nuts to the roof?

 

[MrBishop]

shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle

At least he can guarantee that all of his kids will be all right

 

[Gonz]

Move over Mr Theisman

 

[Gato_Solo]

At least he can guarantee that all of his kids will be all right

That's it. You are no longer allowed to read any of Inky's posts...

 

[MrBishop]

My god, my god, what hath I wrought?

 

[highwayman]

That gives a new meaning to giving the left nut for anything....

 

[MrBishop]

I think that I would've chosen something more useful than a steady roofing tile in exchange.