Bridal Shower!

her and her sister chipped in to get us a book.


prof, please tell me how to get in-laws to forget you, i keep trying to hide...
 
Professur said:
Well, shit, if this keeps up, we'll be looking at volume discounting.
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I'd use the discount for myself. Screw her. She doesn't deserve the stuff from the sex shop.
 
Not sure wot a bridal shower is but I got it down to either a good communal scrub in the tub.....or some kinda shindig for the lasses before the day of doom......I'm gonna go for the latter.

Presents? For the blushing bride-to-be?

A box of headache tablets, a box of caffiene pills and a tube of KY jelly should suffice ;)
 
people, this is my cousin you are talking about!!!

sex shop gifts????








she like owns them all already, give her a bottle of wine and a night abord a navy ship, that is more her speed
 
Camelyn said:
Prof:

I think Oz was looking into getting a Real Doll. Think you can hook him up?

*runs*
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:eek:

Right you lil' terror!........I'm sending yer the male doll first thing in the morning....hope yer postman is of an understanding nature! :evilcool:

besides.....yer promised yer'd get me on for me birthday...don't wan't no cheapo deal :(
 
Camelyn said:
Prof:

I think Oz was looking into getting a Real Doll. Think you can hook him up?

*runs*
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Sorry, but they're like Dell. Direct sales only, no dealers.

Paul, what can I say. I'm just myself around them. For some bizarre reason, they seem to think I'm an arrogant, obnoxious braggard. I keep telling them, it's not bragging if you back it up with ability.
 
Nix :Yup
Paul : Bish has a friend who might actually be able to pull that off. Ask him about the girl with the big blue van. There ya go.
 
paul_valaru said:
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prof, please tell me how to get in-laws to forget you, i keep trying to hide...
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Dude, that's easy :)

Just wait until yer at some kinda family party.....make a point of being sober.....and in the middle of a crowded room start fondling the mother-in-laws arse.....works like a charm :)
 
Oz said:
Dude, that's easy :)

Just wait until yer at some kinda family party.....make a point of being sober.....and in the middle of a crowded room start fondling the mother-in-laws arse.....works like a charm :)
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:shudder:
 
Oz said:
Dude, that's easy :)

Just wait until yer at some kinda family party.....make a point of being sober.....and in the middle of a crowded room start fondling the mother-in-laws arse.....works like a charm :)
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been there done that, I think she liked it.
 
paul_valaru said:
been there done that, I think she liked it.
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oh shit........erm...

The only other course of action is to fondle yer father-in-laws arse, but I never tried that......so I can't give no opinion of success rate...
 
Oz said:
I'm sending yer the male doll first thing in the morning....hope yer postman is of an understanding nature!
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Can we forget the male doll and just get me the postman? He's kinda hot and stuff :D
 
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