Bridal Shower!

paul_valaru said:
been there done that, I think she liked it.
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OK, That's my mom you're talking about now. I have to put my foot down for that. :mad:

You'd think they'd hate him already. After all, he got totally plastered at my bridal shower and passed out with about 75 women in the backyard! :drink:
 
Camelyn said:
Can we forget the male doll and just get me the postman? He's kinda hot and stuff :D
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Of course we can :) Leave it to me.

Makes arrangements so Cam's usual postman is off sick, and the haggard old drunk postman has to cover his shift...
 
Oz said:
Of course we can :) Leave it to me.

Makes arrangements so Cam's usual postman is off sick, and the haggard old drunk postman has to cover his shift...
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You are evil :p

*Writes: "Explicit Pornographic Materials and Sex Toys" in bright red marker on a box wrapped in plain brown paper and sends it to Oz in his itty bitty little town in England, where nobody spreads any gossip or rumours...nope, uh uh.*

:D
 
Uki Chick said:
OK, That's my mom you're talking about now. I have to put my foot down for that. :mad:

You'd think they'd hate him already. After all, he got totally plastered at my bridal shower and passed out with about 75 women in the backyard! :drink:
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:biggrin: I've got that beat. By a landslide. And they still talk to me. Not my inlaws, another bunch.
 
Camelyn said:
You are evil :p
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*nods*

*Writes: "Explicit Pornographic Materials and Sex Toys" in bright red marker on a box wrapped in plain brown paper and sends it to Oz in his itty bitty little town in England, where nobody spreads any gossip or rumours...nope, uh uh.*

:D
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Silly Girl, this is England....a parcel marked by that will be ripped open before it leaves the airport :D
 
Oz said:
Silly Girl, this is England....a parcel marked by that will be ripped open before it leaves the airport :D
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Curses! Foiled again!

If it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog... *shakes fist*
 
Professur said:
:biggrin: I've got that beat. By a landslide. And they still talk to me. Not my inlaws, another bunch.
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Other people still talk to him, along with my parents. My parents aren't as bad as he makes them out to be, but his mom, Lord help us. He doesn't even want to answer the phone when she calls, and if he does, he ignores her and pretends he's listening. When she invites us over, he makes excuses. Oh how he loves his mother! :lol2:
 
Uki Chick said:
Other people still talk to him, along with my parents. My parents aren't as bad as he makes them out to be, but his mom, Lord help us. He doesn't even want to answer the phone when she calls, and if he does, he ignores her and pretends he's listening. When she invites us over, he makes excuses. Oh how he loves his mother! :lol2:
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hun, it's not just my mother, it's everyone.
 
Uki Chick said:
So, I've been invited to my husband's cousin's bridal shower that's happening next month. She has a bridal registry, but most of the stuff is so expensive. I don't want to seem cheap, but I don't want to blow my budget either. She gave me a cheap coffee table book for my shower and gave nothing for the wedding because she was broke. I don't want his family complaining i'm cheap when she opens her gifts, but I really don't want to spend more than 20 bucks. That's about all she deserves!
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Wrap that coffee book table & give it back to her ;)
 
kuulani said:
Wrap that coffee book table & give it back to her ;)
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that was my suggestion, the serious suggestion was chip in with a group of people, and get one of the bigger items.

2 wrongs etc.
 
kuulani said:
Wrap that coffee book table & give it back to her ;)
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I like that idea Kuu. I really should do that.

And Paul, two wrongs don't make a right, but when have they ever done anything good for me?!!
 
just get her a set of wooden spoons...good for cooking....and later on she can beat her kids with them.

you can't by a vibrator for less than $20 in canada?
 
tonksy said:
just get her a set of wooden spoons...good for cooking....and later on she can beat her kids with them.

you can't by a vibrator for less than $20 in canada?
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i don't remember seeing any good vibrators for under $20.

The spoons are an idea, but then I thought of a thigh master. We all call her thunder thighs!!! :rofl3:
 
I'll get her a subscribtion to the watchtower

or something cheap.

the only 2 things that piss em off about this wedding are:

1. they spelled my name wrong, this is my own family, but they can't bother getting the spelling right.

2. it's on halloween, and we are not allowed wearing costumes
 
There's the $169.95 BeadMaster. That would guarantee that you get a better gift next time your due. But then, she'd probably wanna become your best friend and all.

BTW, you do realise that giving someone a vibrator can be interpreted as you telling them to go fuck themselves, doncha?
 
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