Canadian Girls

[Camelyn]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Kentucky. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.

 

[paul_valaru]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Oz]

hehehehe

*note to self: Don't travel west, masculine wimmins*

 

[freako104]

 

[Professur]

Cam, they think that was a joke.

 

[Leslie]

 

[unclehobart]

I guess it puts a dampener on the Canadian mail order bride market.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Cam, they think that was a joke.

 

[Camelyn]

Cam, they think that was a joke.

Foolish people....

 

[Nixy]

Cam, they think that was a joke.

It's ok...let'em learn the hard way

 

[Uki Chick]

It's ok...let'em learn the hard way

Ain't the truth a beautiful thing?!!! I liked that one though. Shows what a good Canadian woman is all about.

 

[Leslie]

of course none of us would ever actually abuse our spouses in that manner

 

[Nixy]

of course none of us would ever actually abuse our spouses in that manner

Oh, of course not...his eyes were swollen cause everything was SO clean and shiny that he couldn't see for the glare...and banged into the corner of the wall...yeah...that's it..

 

[Gato_Solo]

I don't find this spousal abuse to be funny. Suppose your husband hit you like that?

 

[Professur]

Then someone'd be buying his tamale ass from a street vendor.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Sorry, prof I Still don't find spousal abuse funny.

 

[Professur]

I don't find vasectomies funny. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna laugh at someone who's gonna bike home from one.

 

[Uki Chick]

If all canadian women really beat their husbands, they'd either be dead or divorced. We're just having some fun Gato. My husband is 6'2", 210 lbs, while i'm 5'6" and 1?? lbs. Do you serious think I could beat the shit out of him?!!!

 

[PT]

If all canadian women really beat their husbands, they'd either be dead or divorced. We're just having some fun Gato. My husband is 6'2", 210 lbs, while i'm 5'6" and 1?? lbs. Do you serious think I could beat the shit out of him?!!!

Yep, I do. Cause most decent men won't hit back. Even when they're getting the shit knocked out of them.

 

[tonksy]

Yep, I do. Cause most decent men won't hit back. Even when they're getting the shit knocked out of them.

quite true....and anyway, you don't have to beat them down to abuse someone. raising your hand against your spouse unless physically provoked is abuse. period.