That would be from masturbation.
*Adjusts her glasses
Up here, no... down south (land of Nipple-gate)...that might be another story.Now before anyone goes looking for the edit button, that's a picture appearing in a newspaper, and isn't really that risque.
I guess Lindsay found it a nipply night
Now before anyone goes looking for the edit button, that's a picture appearing in a newspaper, and isn't really that risque.
LINDSAY LOHAN has checked into rehab, it emerged last night.
The Mean Girls star said in a statement: "I've made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health."
Her mum DINA added: "I'm so proud of her. She's really in a good place right now, spiritually and mentally.
"She's in an amazing, phenomenal place. She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do.
"I don't know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track.
"She's fine - she's amazingly fine."
Lindsay was said to have entered an exclusive detox centre in Los Angeles.
Her spokeswoman would not confirm what Lindsay was being treated for.
The actress said in December she had been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year.
ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have put the icing on their Brady Bunch cake - by moving house.
The stunning Hollywood couple have relocated to New Orleans, taking son MADDOX, daughter ZAHARA and baby SHILOH with them.
"We love it there," Ange said at the Golden Globe Awards.
"The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it."
The family moved last Friday into the $3.5 million (£1.8m) six-bedroom mansion in the French Quarter, reports Us Weekly.
And the Tomb Raider beauty has wasted no time mingling with her new neighbours.
"No one at my table believed me when I told them it was her," said JORGE PALACIOS, a local who was at the appropriately named restaurant Angeli, when Jolie showed up.
Another local source said Jolie has already shown an interest in local charity work.
It is thought the couple moved to demonstrate their devotion to humanitarian causes and raise awareness of the tragic Hurricane Katrina, which devastated the Gulf Coast region.