I've always thought there was a bit of a design flaw when it came to the clitorus
What an awkward lil' bit of biology it is. I understand that yes, it's very important and [apparently] it likes to be kept in a moist, warm and dark place..... but please. Whenever us gentlemanly types pay it any strict attention we can't here our music/tv 'cos of the thighs, it's almost impossible to breath without sounding like yer down there doing some dodgy Darth Vader impersonation and just as we get used to the breathing difficulties we have to assert our full concentration to repress a sneeze as a vagrant hair wanders half way up our left nostril!
*represses a giggle as her remembers the time he couldn't hold a sneeze in and nearly scared a poor woman half to death*
Then of course there is the task of actually finding the thing. Not content with being hidden away in feminine folds the clitorus also manages to hide itself under a hood! Only apearing when it is ready! Surely it coulda been made a diferent colour to help us out.....or even glow in the dark
(note: if yer do find one that glows in the dark....I'd advise against investigating too closely).
IMO that delicate lil' bud coulda been placed in a much better place.....say behind the knee, or on the elbow.........the roof of the mouth/under the tongue might be good as well.......think of all the trouble that would save!
