Coincidence

[Gonz]

I guess their judicial system

Close. It's our education system. It's takes tens of thousands of otherwise useless oxygen wasters & puts them in law school. They graduate & place their TV spots strategically between Jerry Springer & Oprah.

 

[Sharky]

yuppers. and anyway they got the good samaritan law. and what kind of asshole sues the person trying to save your or your child/spouse/friend's life?

Usually the asshole kind. The kind of guy that knocks over little kids on his way to catch a fly ball. The kind of person that stands up in front of you all night in a concert and keeps splashing beer on you. The kind of dickwad that parks in handicap parking spaces. The same jerk-o that takes 30 items into the express lane at the grocery and pays by check. The kind of toe cheese that takes the morning paper from his neighbors lawn. The kind of turd who made fast food as a teenager and never once washed his hands. The very nutter who runs waitstaff ragged and doesn't tip. The very same person who bums cigarettes and small amounts of cash thier entire life and never thinks of paying back.

Precisely.

 

[Nixy]

Close. It's our education system. It's takes tens of thousands of otherwise useless oxygen wasters & puts them in law school. They graduate & place their TV spots strategically between Jerry Springer & Oprah.

And then billy bob remembers that jim bob down at the local ice cream store served him ice cream without warning him how cold it was a billy bob decides to sue jim bob for giving him brain freeze...

 

[Gonz]

Again, close.

Billy Bob is overheard at a 7-11, by a troughwiping attorney, complaining his head hurts. Samuel Suckemdri, of the lawfirm Dewey Chetum & Howe, convinces BillyBob that JimBob intentionally set out to harm him by offering him the ice cream on a hot day "A deadly mixture. to be sure"...

 

[Winky]

Then the problem gets compounded when the case comes before an Ultra-Liberal Judge, who if he was like the average hard working American Republican voter he'd not only throw the case out but file charges against the Lyer for even bringing the case to court, But Nooooo!