SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Sounds inviting. Just one problem. I'd have to fly to get there, which I have never done. Doesn't mean I'm all that afraid of flying, I just haven't flown. And for me to fly, I would have to be rendered unconscious during the flight, because I can't step outside to smoke on an airplane. I can't drive, because I'd have to stop somewhere for gas, and undoubtedly some asshole would say/do something to get himself killed, then I'd be stuck in jail somewhere like Moose Nuts, meeeeshigin or Braindead, ohio.